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What changed 😂🤣

@UnkleAyo I agree with everything else but you see that number one, e no go better for you

* President. Yes, my first order of the day as President would be to imprison these groups: - men who think breasts > bumbum, - men who don't change their boxers daily, - female product designers and project managers based in Lagos, - anyone 5'6 and below.

@Samieking3 @john322226 Get off fabrizios dick fool

@john322226 You're the biased mf You can't even lace Fabrizio s shoes Rage baiting for clicks dummy MESSI THE GOAT 🐐 HAVE CONQUERED NOT JUST THE MLS BUT FOOTBALL IN ITS ENTIRETY.

I can bet my life that Fabrizio Romano will not post about this inter Miami result on this app because of Leo Messi Biased mf 😭😂😂

ik i ghosted u but that pic u posted lowk nice wyd

@Tiamiyubasit2 @iam_rhidworn @DatSkinnyboi_ @Notyeezus__ Did Peter obi start contesting for the presidential elections since 1993?🫠 Atiku is just power hungry and there’s nothing meaningful he wants to do with it

@Casperrrrd @iam_rhidworn @DatSkinnyboi_ @Notyeezus__ What about obi

Tinubu probably can’t believe this is his life.

@iam_rhidworn @DatSkinnyboi_ @Notyeezus__ There’s no difference between tinubu and atiku

@DatSkinnyboi_ @Notyeezus__ Atiku, obi They are all selfish Why can’t obi support atiku too if the goal is really to unsit tinubu So they are all doing it for their selfish interests Not because of the general public

@HQNigerianArmy Walai e no get any post wey Nigerian army and inec drop wey no get community note

CLARIFICATION ON THE ARREST OF JUSTICE MARK CHIDIEBERE (JUSTICE CRACK) The attention of the Nigerian Army was drawn to the complaint made by some soldiers regarding their feeding and other matters relating to their welfare as posted on social media by a blogger/social media influencer, Justice Mark Chidiebere (Justice Crack). While the matter is being investigated for breach of the Armed Forces’ Social Media Policy and an attempt to misinform the public, preliminary report reveals that the soldiers discussed wide range of issues with Justice Chidiebere who seemed to be inciting soldiers to create discontent within the system. An example was a chat bothering on subversion which Chidiebere had with the soldiers. It is important to state that a situation where civilians cultivate vulnerable personnel towards acts of subversion has far-reaching implications on discipline and national security. Hence, Justice Chidiebere was picked by the Nigerian Army alongside the soldiers for investigation. While the soldiers remain in own custody, Chidiebere has been handed over to the relevant civil authorities for further investigation and possible prosecution. The Nigerian Army remains committed to the rule of law and will continue to collaborate with relevant agencies to ensure justice is served. We will continue to act within the ambits of the law in safeguarding our sovereignty. APPOLONIA ANELE Colonel Acting Director Army Public Relations 2 May 2026

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

With the way Carter dey paste portable wey rugged e mean say I go fit take Lagos agbero 1v1

Me while cooking *Chops onions, *rinses hand *Peels Maggi, *rinses hand *Cuts tomatoes, *rinses hand *Adds spices *rinses hand

NO BAD DAYS IN MAY. AFFIRM IT!!!

David didn't pray for Goliath. He killed him.

A man that will love you will not come from Ibadan. Akala to be precise.

@Cityismyheaven @Wizzo247 @greyladyA @_tobyblush Fat is an insult?!

@Wizzo247 @greyladyA @_tobyblush Bald head is an insult????

“I’m not going to kneel down because I’m a king”. — Nigerian man tells his partner while proposing to her.

@Skkiii497908 Pesin wey fit don drink something 😂

I didn’t know them from Adam o😭🔥🔥🔥

@Max_Sengu Even at that be grateful for progress.

There is much to be done.

@AkintolaOp6443 @KingAndreasss You mean odesanmi that is always passing to the back 🤡

@KingAndreasss Oya tell me what can Bruno do that ODEGAARD cannot do since all of una Dey mad just name one thing Bruno can do that odegaard cannot do Abeg

I ask again. What can KDB do that Bruno cannot do? Just give me one

@bigtomi01 @VibewithDabb @YesItsBash 2021, yes???

@VibewithDabb @YesItsBash Na Bruno be rr Ballon dor don nominate am before?😹

De Bruyne has x2 of whose career assists? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sochibuzor @Gabsboy_47 @soch1ma He’s talking about mbeumo

@Gabsboy_47 @soch1ma Lol, you don't know Bruno . He's deliberately chasing the assist

Passing to the right was the safest option but e no wan invest for MMM. We have a record to break.