Saturday's Child

Speaking to @MrNishKumar at @TrussellUK Lobby Day on Wednesday 18th June.

Finally watching the film I Swear. I can see why it's winning awards, only 27 minutes in, and the utter rawness of it is devastating.

@GilbertTheAlien Hello from Southend!

Hi y’all, how ya doin? Phil Cornwell is doin his very strange show “What is it?” At the Circle and Star Theatre Hampstead NW3 on Wed 22nd April. 8.00 with Freddie Cornwell in support. Go why doncha!

My last press release for Southend Foodbank. echo-news.co.uk/news/25923223.…

@c2c_Rail Wondered why my train is 15 minutes late 🤣 Hope the person who crashed is ok.

⚠️ Due to a road vehicle colliding with a bridge between Upminster and West Horndon trains have to run at reduced speed on all lines. Please check here for live travel updates: orlo.uk/VSgJp

@Jamie_Dodger_ I'm 56 and still haven't attempted to get on the waiting list. Daughter's been on it 3 years!

I'm being assessed age 47 for adhd and autism. It would explain a lot.

@jasonsfolly @IsaacsJaso12501 They chose an excellent photo though 🤣

@IsaacsJaso12501 Not me. Some fuckwit pretending badly. Obviously.

@SaulStaniforth HMRC should be waiting at the airport with a debit card reader, ready for them to pay for their repatriation.

Susanna Reid: "Brits have moved to places like Dubai, potentially.. to avoid paying tax.. if they need rescuing.. should they pay for their own evacuation, because if they're avoiding paying tax then they're avoiding paying into public services, like the govt coming to get you"

@sarahgristwood I'm so glad you're living this dream ❤️🥰

Tem things I wish I’d known before buying a flat in Venice. (And yes, of course I’d have done it anyway…) sarahgristwood.substack.com/p/venice-life-3

Boss: you have to take a drug test Me: *knows all the drugs* no problem

Needed to drop emergency supplies to young person at her work, so caught a train in the rain (I don't drive), then a walk up the hill. @suedeHQ playing at her work tonight, so listened to a few tracks on my journey. I'd forgotten how good they are!

@sarahgristwood Is Rex moving to Venice too? Xx

Seeing the furniture off this morning - Venice bound! #Venice

Bladeless razor in the bathroom looks like a happy turtle to me.

@sarahgristwood Wonderful!!

1/2 Time to ‘fess up… I’VE BOUGHT A FLAT IN VENICE!! This is the view from the balconies. In February. But I want to invite you all along on the journey…see Substack for a first week’s diary. sarahgristwood.substack.com/p/venice-life #venice

What day does St. Swithen's Day fall on again? Asking for a friend.

This 'pastor' had the audacity to shout "shame on you!" at the people calling out his hypocrisy.

Remembered this is a thing! Gritter lorries in Scotland that you can track... Spready Mercury Gritty Gritty Bang Bang

@metoffice I haven't seen a flake 😢

Wondering how much snow has fallen? ❄️ Here are the highest snow depths from all 4 nations over the past few days👇

@PaulYoungParlez @BBCLater @Sting @CourtneyPine1 I frightened Dina Carroll at the Brits 97 aftershow party. The one I got super drunk at and was led away by the St John's Ambulance. Anyway, happy new year!

Watching @BBCLater Hootenanny on NYE is a proper UK tradition! And back to 1993 I had the honour of performing on the very first one with @Sting, Dina Carroll, Dave Swift and @CourtneyPine1. Wishing you all a healthy and happy 2026. Hope to see you at a show very soon! paul-young.com/events/

Try skipping if you're over 50. I dare you 🤣