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@bttsmatt Does anyone know why?

No final score on today. Fuck you BBC fuck you.

Me describing coming off mute after 60 minutes to say "nothing from me, thanks" #TheTraitors

@JoeWritesThings 😂😂

The Killers workshopping lyrics #TheTraitors

Well that was all a bit surreal #WorldCup2026

@JonathanPieNews This is unhinged!

A decent, law abiding British Patriot attempting to kill a council worker. Nice one.

@JulietMckee Christ they’re loud! This has completely thrown my laid back Saturday morning! I usually love #saturdaykitchen but I’ve had to switch off today.

It’s very loud, isn’t it?🙉 #SaturdayKitchen

In decades to come, statues, parks and streets will stand in honour of President Zelensky. Trump will serve only as an egregious reminder to the world of the contempt for decency and the worship of arrant evil and stupidity that led... to the downfall of America. #SlavaUkraïni

@NotFarLeftAtAll This is a weird location for a religious club house. How odd.

Muslim billionaire wins permission to turn part of London's iconic Trocadero into a mosque I used to go there all the time as a teenager.. this is a National Scandal

@AldoSterone111 @Sandford_Police I’m so embarrassed for you 🙈🤣

@Sandford_Police It's called FREE SPEECH. Your job is in the street, not on Twitter!

Anyone liking or re-posting this tweet will be identified We cannot, and will not, tolerate this kind of behaviour

@Raz_tweets It’s the only time I’ve properly belly laughed the whole series

This has to be the best moment of the series so far. The analysis of terrorising someone’s bum hole 😂 I can’t stop laughing #mafsuk #mafs

@selfishunvaxxed Omg that’s it, I couldn’t place it 🤣

I knew that’s where I recognised Amy #mafsuk

@BG__85 She’s acting like he’s asking her to move to Australia and leave her family behind. It’s insane. Salford to Walsall is a 90 min drive, people do longer commutes! 🤣

Sacha is such a child saying it won't work if Ross doesn't move to Walsall. No woman in the world would get me to move miles away from my kid and especially not to move from Manchester to Walsall #MAFSUK

@Addiecfc Sasha correcting him got me 🤣

Narkacist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead lool #mafsuk

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@Kalishere_kay He really just wants Kristina to make him sit in his van on the drive after work cos she can’t be arsed with him in the house. 😂 He makes no sense at all.

Keiran is like " my exes didn't put me first" and also "I dont like Kristina putting me first" #MAFSUK

@bj890713 I am also so confused by this. Didn’t she make him stay in his van on the drive after work every day because she didn’t want him in the house?! I don’t think Kristina has done that to him yet lol.. but maybe soon!!

How can Kieran possibly compare Kristina to his ex and say they’re alike?! The ex that would lock him out of the house? On the list is said Kristina was caring, how can he say his ex was the same?! The dude is self sabotaging at this point 🙄 #MAFSUK

@SimmyW_ Exactly, if he’d have just got some Zovirax when it first appeared it would be gone by now. 🤷‍♀️

@casssj_ I love how weirdly specific and yet completely relatable this is 😆🤣

Holly and Polly remind me of those girls who bullied others in school then try to sell wax melts to them years later. They need to focus on their own shit shows they call “relationships” 👍🏽 #MAFSUK