catherine durickas

EEEEEEK!!! It me!

Guy (one month into constant, daily communication): I'm sorry I never mentioned I had a girlfriend, but it's important that you know I never lied to you. Me: *Burn all the men.*

@meagandaine CONGRATS! YOU ARE A BADASS!!!

Why can’t webMD ever be like yeah no WAY is that cancer

@scrnwriterchic This is wild.

PLZ do your research before you reach out to folks. I’m NOT going to do your work for you. Also: NO MEANS NO. All this person wanted was what I could provide. They didn’t care about my answers because they agree with the narrative THEY wanted. THIS IS NOT THE WAY. 1/

@joey_tuccio IT IS SO SAFE!!! My friend is a flight attendant and she always tells me she feels safest when she is in the air!!!

I am flying to London in two days and and my anxiety is starting. Can everybody remind me how safe flying is!? :)

@elmo LOVE THIS 4 U.

This ain't Texas, this is Sesame Street! 🐴🤠😂❤️

Beyonce's new album is so good that nobody can talk to me for awhile.

@tschrack DROP DEAD GORGEOUS IS ON DELTA RIGHT NOW.

Best movie for a 2-hour flight?

@joey_tuccio I would love to volunteer for events like this while I'm not able to foster! I'll keep my eyes peeled or hit me up!

What an amaaaaazing day. Our free vet clinic was a huge success on Skid Row. We helped senior dogs, dogs that were literallly being born and cats and everything in between!!

Performing tonight in TORONTO! Come on out to @TOsketchfest and be our friend! PLEASE. We need friends :(

@ScottThompson_ @TOsketchfest I saw this last night and IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME. I LOVED IT. I WISH I COULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY.

📍 TORONTO! Buddy Cole will be performing KING at @TOsketchfest! Two nights only! 🍸March 7&8 | 8:00pm 🎟️HERE> bit.ly/3SW0V4Y

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! Come see me die onstage tonight! @TOsketchfest @GoRabbleRabble

Got upgraded to First Class for my flight to Toronto because God loves sketch comedy! (Which is why I am going.) (Come see me.) @TOsketchfest 😍

WHO HERE LIVES IN TORONTO? My sketch team is doing a show this weekend and if you come, I'll be your best friend! Or give you at least ONE compliment. Maybe even two! bit.ly/3P8O8Lr

DUNE 2 IN IMAX 70MM IS LITERALLY INSANE(ly fucking AWESOME.)

@SeanTwoNames I'm seeing it tonight!!!!

Seeing #DunePart2 in 70mm IMAX with my wife was the perfect way to spend a Friday night. It must be seen on the biggest screen you can find - it takes the visual splendor of part one and tops it tenfold. Simply put, the movie is a marvel to behold. A huge story, a huge world.

"I have a mole" is a killer fucking joke. I think of it, and the delivery of it, often. I ran into Richard Lewis once and I was *starstruck* and let him know I loved him in Robin Hood Men in Tights. He nailed this performance. avclub.com/richard-lewis-… via @theavclub

@roberttoteras I FUGGIN' LOVE THE GOOD WIFE.

@CatDurickas Happy Endings on Hulu. The Good Wife on Paramount + Billions on Showtime (or whatever it’s called now).

PSA, about me, crying for help: I'm almost done watching Suits for the first time. I have been dumped. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I need your MOST BINGEABLE SHOWS AND I NEED THEM STAT.

Sometimes not crying in the Delta Sky Club is the best you can hope for in a day.