Stuart the Catman

Don’t resist. You know you want.

@KutarkV Classic brain dead yank planet America mentality.

If I were Netflix I'd just cancel 100% of every person's subscription's based in those countries, refund them pro rata, and then tell them to eat a fat cock. Sick of this euro-commie bullshit, as long as they notify you sufficiently ahead of time, you can cancel the service if you're unhappy with a rate change. This forced pricing garbage is just more anticapitalist leftist control schemes sold under the guise of "protecting the consumers".

The math Italy just handed Netflix is terrifying for every subscription company on Earth. 5.4 million Italian subscribers. Up to €500 per Premium user, €250 per Standard user. Netflix launched in Italy at €11.99/month in 2015 and hiked four times to €19.99 by 2024. The court said every single increase was illegal because the contract never stated a justified reason for any of them. The total refund exposure is somewhere in the hundreds of millions of euros. For a single country with ~2% of Netflix's 325 million global subscribers. Here's what nobody is pricing in: Germany and Spain have already filed identical challenges using the same EU Directive from 1993. Berlin and Cologne courts already ruled that generic price-change clauses are void. Italy just gave every consumer group in Europe a finished legal template. Netflix hiked prices globally on March 26. Six days later, this ruling dropped. The company is now simultaneously raising prices worldwide while a court in its fourth-largest European market ordered it to roll prices back to 2015 levels. The real exposure here isn't Italy. Netflix can absorb hundreds of millions. The real exposure is the legal principle: telling customers "we're raising your price, you can cancel if you don't like it" is not consent under EU law. That logic applies to every subscription service operating in Europe. Every SaaS company. Every streaming platform. Every telecom. The freedom to cancel is not the freedom to agree. That one sentence just repriced the entire European subscription economy.

@algorithmsayshi Se7en is a movie I think about a hell of a lot

What's a decent thriller movie I should watch tonight with my man before we go nigh nighs. Preferably thriller. I've got Netflix, Disney, binge and Stan to work with.

@ManagerTactical Bro no keeper in the world is heading that.

Man City has done irreparable damage to Zack Steffen. His time with Man City made the former USMNT 🇺🇸 gk believe he has the technical ability of a field player… just fu*king head the ball… wtf is this?!?

@danderfield I don’t know who he actually follows, but I think he’s created a caricature of himself on the vein of Mark Goldbridge. I couldn’t tell you if that geezer is a real Man Utd fan or a satirical character Seems to have worked well for both of them

Probably late to the party, but I don’t think Dan Gorringe actually likes Carlton. Maybe he did at one point, but now his brain is focused solely on generating content. If anything he probably is happy for Carlton to be shit if it means more clicks.

@MetalcoreMagpie @algorithmsayshi Good stuff my fine brother - thanks

@CatManSturty @algorithmsayshi Aldi have them year round

People get really upset over hot cross buns. THEYRE NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU.

@aakashgupta Don’t get the Stawell gift, man

The fastest woman alive flew to rural Australia to chase down amateurs on a grass field for $27,500. The Stawell Gift is a 148-year-old handicap sprint held every Easter in a town of 6,000 people in western Victoria. 120 meters. On grass. Uphill. Lanes separated by rope, not paint. The twist: slower runners get up to a 10-meter head start. The world champion starts at zero. Richardson gave away 10 meters to her closest competitor. Some runners started 25 meters ahead. She had to close that gap over 120 meters of grass while running uphill. She won her heat in 13.8 seconds. In 144 years of the men's race, only two men have ever won from scratch. In the women's race (started 1989), only two women. The handicap system is specifically designed so the fastest runner should lose. The race started in 1878 at the end of the Australian gold rush. The distance, 120 meters, comes from the gap between two pubs in Sheffield, England, where professional sprinting began. Competitors historically trained by chasing kangaroos. 737 athletes entered this year. Prize money: $40,000 AUD. Last year they paid Australia's teenage sprint star Gout Gout $50,000 just to show up. He got eliminated in the semis. The handicap ate him alive. Richardson said it felt like being a kid again, playing tag. The woman who runs 10.65 described the hardest race on her 2026 calendar as "playing rabbit."

@algorithmsayshi It isn’t the same man. Not even close. It doesn’t have the right density

@CatManSturty Fruit toast. Buy a loaf of fruit toast.

@algorithmsayshi @WestCoastEagles Nothing good. :(

@WestCoastEagles TF happened here lmaoooo

@aleaguemen That’s awful defending man. Good stuff glory

Perth come firing out of the blocks in Gosford 😳 Sebastian Despotovski and Adam Taggart find the back of the net within four minutes of each other to give the Glory an early two-goal lead Stream #CCMvPER live now on 10 & Paramount+ 📺

@HimothyReports I’ve got the same feeling myself. New generation starts now

I just feel that De Zerbi is going to be our Poch.

@consequence Damn man that’s half my playlist right there.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks played a four-hour DJ set, spinning indie, shoegaze, dream pop records including Chromatics, Sky Ferreira, St. Vincent, Broken Bells, Beach House, Warpaint, Cocteau Twins, Mitski, Lana Del Rey, Spiritualized, and more. consequence.net/2026/04/christ…

@RudolphN17 Why would you get rid of Austin ? Club trained , nil effective value but seems to be a perfectly capable third choice and a good pro He can stay until he retires for all I care, good dude to have around

@RickySacks @LastWordOnSpurs @MrCracknell @sandroraniere @bmcgerty Always loved Sandro. Always remember when he called Charlie Adam out after his non stop dirty fouling of Bale

7½ years hosting @LastWordOnSpurs we have been fortunate and lucky to have some unbelievable players, managers on the show. Please listen and watch the way Sandro talks about our football club, he gets what Tottenham Hotspur means to all of us. Thank you for all your support! X

@matthayesthfc Still waiting for you to delete your account after that signing Matt ;)

Top 1 day ever.

@SrSittingBull So, the distinction is referring to the club as Turkish and not, say, with a heavily Turkish influence / Turkish origin / founded by Turkish immigrants etc etc?

Your leading ‘football’ journalist Vince Rugari. Language matters: NPL Victoria’s Hume City FC, a Melbourne club with Turkish roots. When you refer to us as Turkish, Greek, Croatian, Italian, Maltese clubs etc., you diminish our role & stance in the Australian game, as less than.

@algorithmsayshi Nah. Everyone is beating everyone else. Adelaide are near enough to be around the lower part of the 10 (feels weird saying that)

Crows ain't making finals at this rate. Another season of so close yet so far 🥲💀

@VinceRugari @DeathNsl Make it happen

@DeathNsl It’s awful. Could be an insurance company logo with zero changes.

Looking at these federation badges reminds me how shit our corporate looking Football Australia logo is. Symbolically it means nothing to Australia apart from the colours. (At least we use the coat of arms on shirt). Time for a refresh with something more enduring & meaningful.

@ReasoningWthRao No one wants a self confident expert, we, the footballing community want lads like you. More of it bruv. Big love to you

I really appreciate all the new followers! I hadn't posted for a while for many reasons but I hope the new support is genuinely for the love of the game so any analysis vids, I'll post here too! Remember, I'm no expert and don't claim to be. I just love football and cool ideas!

@KylieNPerry I’d say so, yeah. He looked pretty good at the end there last season. Instead, womp womp

Interesting that Chesser has been dropped at Carlton, considering he was in our team before leaving would he still be in our team now?