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What a waste, these guys should have become stay at home dads, they could have raised 25 scientists.
🦢@damnidc__
A feminist’s A Trad wife's contribution contribution to society. to society
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CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects
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If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.
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4 years ago on April 24th 2019 Halsey uploads her cover of Solo after missing tour.
“its moments like these i yearn for the comfortable chaos of the stage. i sang this song to myself in the dressing room everyday on the last tour and it still fills me
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Phantom of the Paradise
1974 / United States / Brian De Palma
🪠sound on🪠
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Thanksgiving horror movie GOBBLEFOOT is clawing our way this holiday season.
What's a Gobblefoot you ask?
Half killer turkey, half Bigfoot.
Naturally.
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@CZsWorld_Horror Most of us post our work to Google classroom so if we dont have internet, its hard to pull up the lessons for the day
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People who don't work from home: how do you deal with technicians who give you a "service window" and then just don't show up? If I worked outside my home, I would have had to take multiple days off over the last few months for people who never showed.
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@CZsWorld_Horror I work at a school, the district gives away free hot spots to students who's families cant afford internet and theyre stored in the library. So we usually pick up the spare ones for the day. Or if im really pressed I turn on the hot spot on my phone.
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@fairlysociaI Basically people are getting upset she's not speaking up about Sydney Sweeney and its reminding me a lot about when people were upset the last time they weren't speaking up and it turned out they had literal cancer and lupus.
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@EASIERTHANLYNG @halsey Also if you notice they stopped talking about issues around when they had Ender. Just guessing but they might be trying to protect their family from psychos who will track her down over their opinions
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@EASIERTHANLYNG @halsey I feel like you're missing that they used the word "permitted" its pretty common for media companies to silence the actors from being transparent on issues that could tank the movie profits.
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@CZsWorld_Horror Reminds me of that joke, "Mike Pence is short for Michael Pencil"
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BROTHER THEY TURNED ME INTO CLOUDS DUDE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME BRING RAIN TO AFRICA I DON'T WANT TO DO IT BROTHER HELP
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At sundown last night in Clearwater, the Hulkster appeared in the sky. He was laid to rest there today. (📸 by @deejaysilver1)
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