@Gavone72 @Craig_Foster Oh well, we're fine then! What a relief!
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@Craig_Foster Yep, we've never had extreme weather events in the history of the planet 🤦
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Car park.
Time is running out.
Valencia floods, Spain.
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Arrived at the airport, beelined straight to the gate to make sure it actually exists, then immediately left to get a coffee.
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Did you lose something @mrtonymartin ? reddit.com/r/melbourne/s/…
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@MikeCarlton01 And you just know they spent hours composing, rewriting, chuckling at their own lack of wit.
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These 👇 are the best. Snivelling morons who think they are the heart and soul of original wit.
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@MikeCarlton01 Israel: “Should we defend ourselves” Mike Carlton: *glug* “Ishraelsh a country wishout ona” Israel: “oh well we better stop defending ourselves if Drinking Mike Carlton says so!”
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This is how the business genius will save twitter. One foot fungus ad at a time.
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@EejitsPod Yo! This week's episode seems to have been replaced with a voiceover podcast. You fucken eejits.
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(I apologise for the Courier Mail front page. Bit early in the day for that)
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Staff cameos in the early seasons 💛
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George Meyer, Josh Weinstein and Bill Oakley as part of the writing staff for Itchy and Scratchy
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@tomlloydwrites @dtmooreeditor Definitely Pratchett, from Jingo
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So I am dumping Woolworths, BWS, and Dan Murphy's.
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Give up. No one is going to call Ayers Rock "Uluru"
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Give up. No one is going to call Fraser Island 'K'gari'.
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@news_australian What absolute ridiculous rubbish. It's Ayers Rock, and that's that.
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@news_australian Its always been Ayers Rock, always will be. If ‘they, whoever they are’ want to bring about an action…. Bring it on!!!
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