Boaty ⛵ || “Songbook of the Dogged” 🦌/📻📺 on Ao3

0% thought on layout just needed to draw the guy

Can I be a pervert for a second

comparing alastor hazbin hotel to terry crews’ very real and very traumatic statement about his sexual assault is a very tone deaf thing to do. Please don’t use black trauma for your video essays. Lol

[LRT] Me on my 30th rewrite of Chp 4 because I made the stupid decision of introducing SEVEN key characters, introduce the fic's actual ACTUAL main obstacle, finally get the plot moving, & establish bits & pieces of history all in one place Anyway, we're at 15k words right now

who cares if it's confusing! people WANT to be confused. why do you think so many people like the movie inception

Some fan art for Speak of the Devil (and he shall appear)🚢

@Mak3Morn Gosh, your Alastor always radiates so much sass (I love him)

ill kill you for this someday vincent

@SatorRotas Ooh! Brown or red?

Trying to make jambalaya for the first time

David Lee Roth? In MY Hazbin Hotel? Your mind

@bestdemonshark Peter Steele (RIP 😔) was the ultimate gothic yearner freak that’s why. They also have a song called “Christian Woman” that is very (corrupt) Priest Vincent-core (make sure it’s not the SFW/censored one) and “Love You to Death” which is equally yearly if you want more food

@CathodeBoat JUST SEARCHED IT UP AND LISTENED FOR A BIT WHY ARE THE LYRICS PERFECT???

do u think periods are like loyalty rewards programs for cannibals if they eat pussy regularly? like how after 10 coffees u get one free, if they eat pussy for 25ish days then they get a week of blood on the house. anyway so murdermedia right-

None of you are prepared for how Autistic (read: socially inept, horrifically tonedeaf, mirriors the behaviors of the absolute worst people around him) I'm gonna make this man Had to create a whole OC whose job is just to hit him until he & Al are close enough that Al takes over

@vsAxeMan AH, YES. MY SHOW. SEASON 6, EPISODE 14 "THE WINE INCIDENT" Have fun, you crazy kids. Be free.

"We'll need to drink this whole bottle of wine in one night, the cork is ruined," he says. I try to say, oh, maybe we can seal it some other way. "You don't want to get wine drunk together and fuck bareback?" He says. I will not be resealing the wine.

A surprising amount of time writing MM fics and making sure your characterization stays true/consistent is spent just sitting down & asking yourself "What is the most obnoxious thing I can make Vincent say or do here?"

@goatfishhhh His music is pretty whimsical-freaky so he definitely fits the vibe

@frenchPa1n @StatickyRadio I've been writing stories since I was 6 years old (I'm almost 30 now) and. yesterday I Googled a picture of a trout because I forgot what they look like so unfortunately, even when writing IS for you, you still do that 😭

@StatickyRadio Realized this week once again that writing was not for me when i had to google what a porch is

Well I was going to write today but I got a vaccine and now my head is so fuzzy I had to google "polyamorous antonym" to remember the word "monogamous"

@GodInTheMachin Oh well though 🤷

@GodInTheMachin Even though I don’t care & people can of course do what they want (even if I do find the concept of blocking people over disagreements with fictional characters over the age of 20 kind of… odd) can’t deny my autism REALLY likes having explanations for things so I’m just like ???