Catie Haynes

““As if I robbed a Sainsbury’s and then took it all back in the morning” James sleep talking - October 2025 😂

@_meganallenn Literally the same thing has just happened to me 😭😭😭

not gigs and tours finally loading after nearly 3 hours. letting me put my details in and then crashing

@OlioT20 Nope. Been the same for the last 2hours 😭🫣

Anyone even got past this point on gigs and tours?? #Oasis #Gigsandtours

@ShortstuffCL @RoyalTangerine1 @TicketmasterUK @oasis Not seen one person that has been successful on either see tickets / gigs and tour. Shambles!

What’s the story morning glory? Tickets for @oasis are on sale at 09:00 today right here >> bit.ly/4cCpcVG

@CazooUK Very quick to notify me that my 90 day warranty has come to an end on a car that has sat on my driveway unable to be driven since the 8th July. Shame you are not that quick to respond to urgent customers emails/calls. Time to take legal action.

@CazooUK you are very quick to let me know that my 90 day warranty has come to an end on a car that has sat on my drive way since the 8th of July unable to be driven. If only you were they quick to respond to urgent customer calls and emails. Time to take legal action.

Appalled by the service we have received from @CazooUK A search on Twitter shows we are not the only ones. New car on our driveway that we cannot tax, no one taking responsibility and after numerous calls all I hear is “someone will call you back” but they never do 😡 AVOID!

@SkyHelpTeam looking for help with an unexpected mobile bill. Currently abroad and can’t call to help/get anywhere with online help. Thank you

Davina McCall says her favourite bit of Beyoncé’s new single ‘Break My Soul’ is when she rhymes “sucker me” with “Darren Huckerby”

@imSWells 😂 Rant over!

@CatieHaynes You okay hun

Nothing infuriates me more than receiving an email with the greeting “Dear Sirs” not only is it old fashion & out of touch with modern day business, it’s incredibly sexist presuming a female couldn’t possibly do this job. Why focus on gender at all when It has zero relevance 😤

Holiday naps hit differently. Me and James went for our usual post beach/pool day/pre dinner nap at 5pm and have just woken at 1.50am missing the whole evening 😳🙈

@natrandell So many BBQs and beer garden dates to look forward to this summer ❤️

Alexa, skip to Monday ✈️ 🌴🥰 #4days19hours21mins29seconds

Almost hugged the courier that has just delivered Nespresso order. I managed to stop myself ✋ I learnt much lesson when I kissed the DFS delivery man… but, I was bloody close! #stepawayfromthedeliverydrivers #lovecoffee

🙋🏻‍♀️ #hopeihaventtalkeditup

The snooze button is dangerous on winter mornings 🤦🏻‍♀️

@JessBeautician @natrandell She’s one in a million! Have the best time you two 🥰

I haven’t seen my best friend for two years because of Covid and for the last month, she’s been planning her surprise visit to see me and I had absolutely no idea 😭 Biggest surprise of my LIFE! Find yourself a @natrandell and never let them go 🥰❤️

Will be nudging everyone on MSN at this rate #SocialMediaDown #scrollboohooinstead

Making Fernandes my fantasy league captain was a pretty decent decision 👏🏼😂