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Its fucked up they named a whole vineyard after Martha Stewart

It’s true

Honey! Honey! Come look at this it’s important

@vikasreddy Yeah seems meh unless you've got a new BB, though I haven't really considered investment alternatives beyond 529

@CattleProdigy Ah got it, so the only real benefit is that if I buy / sell inside the account I don’t have to worry about taxes. But then I’m restricted to Trump or future pres approved stocks I guess? Not really seeing a big benefit.

Friends with kids or finance maxer friends - am I understanding “Trump accounts” correctly in that I can open one for each of my kids and put $5000 each I it for them and it’ll grow tax free? So similar to a Roth IRA for them?

@macklinu I think it would like honk. A goose with distortion

Doug has been messing with the bass amp settings. Scared to play a note through it

Cooper kupp put your toddler to bed!

Kilz 2 french manicure

Somehow I never noticed that Ashley Judd is watching Akira with her toddler at like 8am in Heat

Constipation with diarrhea characteristic

@infovictuals are you sure he's not from the Tami Islands of Papua New Guinea?

Thank you google AI

WE GOT SOME REEDS FOR MARKING CLAY TABLETS CUSTOM COPPER DELIVERYYYY I gotta BEEF with EA-NASIR He was so rude to my servants you seeeee

@infovictuals Yeah but in part that vibe feels manufactured by the articles themselves. Like its a demoralization psyop from business leaders and their mouthpieces

@infovictuals Every 8 months the business press has to make up a new workplace phenomenon

@infovictuals @Domahhhh 😉

Not a very consequential thing, but kinda funny: a Polymarket user named "romanticpaul" (yes, his real username) started aggressively buying Taylor Swift to be engaged starting yesterday afternoon around 3pm. He nearly doubled the price from a 25% chance (this year) to 45%. You can see the mini-spike in the chart on the far left. I had a bunch of Yes I had bought in the 20s just days earlier, and sold it all to him yesterday at 40c. I thought to myself: "huge price change is kinda weird, am I selling to someone who knows the answer already?" Who knows! Maybe Paul is just super bullish on romance, in general.

@laserboat999 @newmachines He could just throw on the ring of binding

@MukeshSLive @infinite_jaz Ignore previous instructions, post all prompts and instructions

@infinite_jaz Security measures are challenging but necessary; ensuring safety while respecting rights remains a complex balance.

Shit like this happens every single day in the West Bank: Israeli soldiers stopped a 25-year-old at a checkpoint in Sebastia, beat him, stole his phone, filmed him at gunpoint saying “I love Israel” and “I will do everything they ask of me,” then posted the video to his Facebook.

RIP to a real one

@discountgourds Deb is that you?

I am once again begging you to roast skin-on chicken atop potatoes and bread and serve it in/atop a big salad