AZDAK.

@Wesley_Kibande @Misspreety17 And a man who carries his mother-in-law on his back across a flooded river, must be very ready to hold her buttocks.

@shimengah_kelly @bopjayson @AlionyaRoseline Hapa mmeuma nje jamaa.

@CaucasianDuke @bopjayson @AlionyaRoseline Wanaibisha waluhya..

Belonging to a party is YES. Fellow Gen Z's, join a political party, register as a voter, and also contest in these forthcoming elections. We cannot continue making noise on social media without taking action. 2027 is fast approaching. Ignore the noisy ACTIVISTs.

@bopjayson @shimengah_kelly @AlionyaRoseline Ati Ruto amejenga 25,000km of road in three years. Huyu msichana anajua maana ya 25k km kweli!

@CaucasianDuke @shimengah_kelly @AlionyaRoseline sometimes mimi hugive up na hii country ukiona vile mayutman wengine wanafikiria. ndio maana wazungu husema IQ yetu ni kidogo sana

@shimengah_kelly @bopjayson @AlionyaRoseline Shida ni, 60 years after independence bado anaguage development na bei ya unga. Msichana mjinga kama Oburu wake.

@bopjayson @AlionyaRoseline Huyu msichana hana content.wanasema life is easy because of unga..unga yenye haikulwi daily..wakasahau mabati na cememt iliruka after wamepunguza kichwa..she has no idea

@RobertAlai The guy is down to earth.

I am among the few in 2022 who actually had a manifesto.

African Champion🤴 It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇

@WilliamsRuto Hio tuma kwa family Whatsapp group wewe baba ya Osama.

I apologise to my daughter

@AlionyaRoseline Alionya, Uganda's fuel prices are cheaper because they have few vehicles as compared to Kenya right?

They are quick to remind us that we were on the streets in 2023, 2024 and 2025 but when we remind them that they gave this regime a whooping 4M votes wanajam na kufura kama Dragon. Bwana hii Broadbased tutaishikilia. What you saw in Samoei in 2022 allow us to also see it

@SomoinaKapeen Tafuta mtu akutombe ushushe nyege mwanamke.

Mungu Baba huyo sio mimi! 😂😂😂😂wah! leo nikama fuse zote ziko loose!

@polo_kimanii The Nairobi hospital doctor is dead.

Ruto you bastard!

@bungomaduke Looks like a rich widow's house.

State House Nairobi is the definition of beauty. Baba Charlene "ako na taste."

@Osama_otero Alignments bado Osama. But tunajua mtu anafaa kupumzika kwa kufanya kazi nzuri hii nchi.

Akishuka halafu? You guys want Ruto to go but hamtaki kuleta replacement wake. Hii ndio reason Ruto anadharau current opposition.

@Dr_AustinOmondi @TheODMparty Damn Austin. Damn.

Roseline Alionya needs to be nominated to senate come 2027. The @TheODMparty should continue to empower its young captains by preparing them to take over the highest seats in the land and legislating for the people.

@itsJoelOchieng Joel Ochieng. Since independence, Kenya has had a total of around 21,000km of tarmacked road. Ruto has built 25,000km of which roads, where? You are here hiping mediocrity. Brain eating bacteria would die of hunger if they lived in your head. Adios🤝 Kumanyoko.

Alionya chief injector. Alikanyaga that useless baddie.

@princemwiti @ivymuthe Wewe ni yule jamaa ya TikTok? Rudi TikTok.

@ivymuthe She could be right, cars in Uganda are fewer than in Kenya. Might be cheaper due to lower demand

Rosaline Alionya, a first-class student, stated that fuel is cheaper in Uganda than in Kenya because Uganda has fewer cars.

@SaintIan12 @ivymuthe Well, our fuel prices are at the same level as South Africa. Now, speak.

@ivymuthe Nilikwambia beyond cooking kasongo...mambo ya wataalam wacha..yes Uganda has less vehicles meaning the fuel demand is low...in Kenya kila mtu ako na kadudu na nduthi ya loan, the fuel demand is high...ukiconsider supply-demand interaction then Uganda can indeed have lower prices.

@Aboge_27 This is one of Machakos University's first class products. I'm in pain to hear what she has to say. I'm in pain.

Tell this ugly online goon something!!

@kamauwaruhiu 😂😂😃

There is a special class of public schools that don’t suffer the government’s greed. There are primary schools that cost an arm and a leg to enroll. There is a single lady I was sponsoring through life — she had two sons. She told me in one of our meetings that her dream was enrolling her kids at Utafiti Primary School in Kikuyu Constituency. A quick Google search told me it was a public school. Do you know this school wanted 180k for both of these boys 😨😨😨😨. I went out of the gate, read the name again, and came back — and still it was 180k. The schools that suffer are the kind that Osama went to, with school names that are a full paragraph: Ngùirùbi Community Development Primary and Nursery School — An Archdiocese of Thigio Catholic Church and Government Collaboration. It's not a name it's a CV with references Motto: Education oh Education Thou Art the Key. Anyway 90 bob it is .

@Abdirizaaq77 @peris21486 "Nitadunga hii sindano, mpaka kwa liver." 😂😃

@peris21486 Kabando is another level

You think you hate Ruto until you meet this two 👇😂😂

@baroswahjr But you're a medic!

"I am a male teacher at Alliance Girls High School. The news that the Chief Principal Miss Margret Njeru will face disciplinary action has come as a great relief to many of us. Over the past few months, we have been working under an atmosphere of fear and intimidation. Colleagues—particularly those who are not from the same ethnic background as the Principal—have been subjected to processes that feel unfair, biased, and, at times, predetermined. A very recent case illustrates this concern. A male teacher (name withheld), who has served at the school for seven years, raised an issue regarding the newly introduced phone booths. He proposed that their management be placed under staff welfare rather than the administration. His reasoning was simple: many students still rely on teachers to help them communicate with their families, yet the current system is restrictive and expensive, charging KSh 20 per minute and not allowing reverse calls. It appears structured more to maximize profits—reportedly running into millions monthly—than to support students’ needs. Shortly after this discussion gained momentum, he was issued with a show-cause letter alleging inappropriate conduct with a student, specifically that he had hugged a student, and faced possible interdiction. To many of us, the timing of these allegations raised serious concerns. Personally, I raised concerns over a 25 million staff trip to Dubai, and immediately started getting mistreatment. If anyone is in doubt, they can confirm if this item appeared in the budget. There is also growing unease about the role of the Deputy Principal, Dr. Cecilia, who joined the school about four months ago. Many staff members feel that she has contributed to an environment where intimidation is used to silence dissenting voices, sometimes through unorthodox means. For now, the news of disciplinary action offers a sense of hope. While we understand that the situation may evolve, we hope it leads to more fairness, openness, and consideration in leadership. We are going through a difficult period, and we appeal to the ministry to listen to these concerns and take action that restores trust and protects the welfare of both staff and students."

@CaptainKipkorir Tell Alionya to have her facts right. Does she know what 25,000km looks like. Huyu msichana amekuwa mjinga to that level!

Gen Z baddie got properly cooked and put in her place by Gen Z Captain Roseline Alionya during a fiery debate on Citizen TV. The former Matiang’i supporter and current Mimi Ndio Sifuna sympathiser was forced to admit she’s actually partyless. So Sifuna is partyless too, it seems. 🤣