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Sometimes people ask me what I do for my job
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Texans have to do performative MANLY WHISKEY BULLETS because they are completely cucked in every other aspect of their life “Can’t dilute my whiskey. Now diluting my county with the Patels and Guatemalans, that’s just plain ole American hospitality!”
The Chieftain@Chieftain_armor

These are whiskey bullets. They perform two functions. 1) It is how Texans cool their drink without ice melting and diluting said drink. 2) It gets you and your family a free tour of @DublinAirport baggage transfer and screening under armed airport police supervision when you have it in checked baggage. To be fair, they were very good about it, once I had explained the concept to them (still in the original packaging, wife had brought them to gift to me), and after some rather bemused close examination by the officer they escorted us to the front of the immigration line after the delay, which I appreciate.

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Adam Curtis movies aren’t necessarily “good” history but damn he can really put music together with old movie clips
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I can officially bench my body weight for 3 set of 10 and now I’m off to see a baddie in bushwick. everything’s coming up cayman
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Before the civil war they wanted to invade Cuba to distract people from fighting over Slavery. Sort of like how we’re attacking Iran to distract from the Epstein files
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I propose that the Texan transplants and the Midwesterners form an alliance against people from San Francisco. We’ll have a showdown in mccarren park to determine who controls greater Williamsburg
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I love working out on Thursday night. The machines are free because everyone else is out on dates
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@mhp_guy It only becomes an issue if you enjoy being able to walk anywhere or want to hang out with friends without having to drive 30 mins
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Chris Koerner@mhp_guy·
"Living in Dallas is the worst." I moved my business here 12 years ago: My kids are in a 10/10 school district. I live on 3 acres with no HOA and I'm only 30 mins from downtown Dallas and 35 mins from DFW airport. I'm within 45 minutes of a 6 different pro sports teams. Every band and touring musical travels here. Countless amazing restaurants. My property has appreciated by over $1m in a decade I'm buying more land 30 mins away in the path of growth for only $12k/acre I can fly direct to Dubai, Bozeman, basically anywhere. No state income taxes. The more you make, the more you save. Strong Christian/LDS family values. Tons of Indians (awesome people BTW). Cheap contractors. VERY pro business. Pretty freaking hot weather but ice cold A/C. :) Youth sports culture is kinda out of control. Property taxes will murder you NGL. Don't like it? Don't move here. I've lived in Houston, too and boy let me tell you...We've got it good here.
Chris Koerner@mhp_guy

I’ve always wanted to circumnavigate DFW via bike, so today I did. Some casual observations about things I saw, did & thought: - N. Dallas is nice, Ft. Worth is nice, and everything in between was very meh - I had a bike lane about 4% of the time - Arlington and Grand Prairie have nothing but auto salvage yards, used appliances, enough Class B - F industrial to make @fortworthchris blush, and a few really nice stadiums - The suburbs are underrated - Name another city with not one, but two world class, clean, organized airports. I rode by both. - The people most likely to sideswipe me are 30-50 year old white soccer moms in minivans and dads in massive trucks (Note: you won’t get there any faster by risking my life) - Aside from the occasional accidental highway detour, and some shady neighborhoods, I felt pretty safe the whole time - I hit the wall at mile 64 but some Doritos and sour punch straws bailed me out by 73 - Maybe the nicest weather day in 5 months - 10-15 MPH Headwind for the last 50 miles wasn’t pleasant - Ft. Worth is classy. Real southern charm. Other cool things I rode by: - Texas State Fair - @HeimBBQ (get the hatch green chili Mac & cheese) - Cowboys & Rangers stadiums (so nice) - 27 auto salvage yards - Manheim auto auctions - 17 shady Ft Worth ambulance chaser billboards - 6 Flags - 7 Chipotles I know cyclists look dumb and hey, we feel dumb, too. But hop on a bike sometime and you’ll see why we do it. Thanks for reading. DFW is pretty cool.

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It’s me. I’m the guy matching with women on hinge and not messaging them. I’m sorry
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I’m considering marrying a beautiful catholic woman as a heaven backup plan in case my specific interpretation of god is wrong
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@WestsideLAGuy Four coughing babies and two atomic bombs
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Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy·
There have been so many S tier business leaders but so few in politics. In post-WWII era, the only true S tier political leaders: Lee Kuan Yew Deng Xiaoping Charles DeGaulle Margaret Thatcher Ronald Reagan Nayyib Bukele
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@romanhelmetguy Larping as someone who understands Marxism again?
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Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy·
Francis Fukuyama is a fucking idiot and a charlatan. People aren’t struggling against ‘liberal democracy’ out of boredom because it’s too peaceful and prosperous. The third world wants to burn it all down out of bloodlust for centuries of conquest, colonization, and humiliation. And the first world is going through the largest invasion in history. Fukuyama’s “steak too juicy, lobster too buttery” view of liberal democracy and its critics only applies to rich first world Marxists. Which is somewhat understandable because he works in political philosophy and that’s his entire peer group.
LoLNothingMatters@DastDn

Francis Fukuyama is a fucking genius and a prophet.

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Like finding one of those stranded Japanese soldiers that kept fighting wwii until the 50’s
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This is probably true but that’s because republicans made it impossible to be both smart and a member of their party That’s why the current admin is composed of moronic sycophants or grifters who use it to profit off insider info
Ari Fleischer@AriFleischer

The District of Columbia is overwhelmingly Democratic. The northern suburbs of VA are overwhelmingly Democratic. So too the MD suburbs. So don’t tell me the workers in the Federal government are not overwhelmingly Democratic. The Federal bureaucracy is part of the D machine. They leak, they fight against, and they wait out R presidents. It’s a real problem.

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