Carole Perrit

@Tesco only to tell me he would guide me in to same 2 spaces in reverse. Ambulance is wider than 1 space and would stick out a lot more if parallel to lines. Am I the first campervan in Stornoway? As previous employee I would have preferred to shop at Tesco. Is this typical??

@Tesco Big shout out to Calum Jobsworth at Tesco Stornoway this morning. Single female travelling alone with 5 dogs in converted ambulance told I couldn't park in Tesco carpark to buy shopping. Guided me out the 2 bays in which I had parked at an angle to cause minimum impact

@ScotCitylink Alys when captured after running riot, only stopping to roll in a sheep carcass with much joy. #cavachons @cavachonsatlarge #cavachonslivingtheirbestlives

@ScotCitylink Apologies to the driver and passengers of the 914 to Fort William around 1930 this evening waiting for convoy through roadworks at Glencoe. They were 'treated' to an unexpected round of the cavaconga by Alys and her carfuffle of cavachons, mainly running feral

@ArnoldClark don't go near with a stick for @MotabilityOps Car booked in at 9am Bank Holiday Monday. Only moved it now 12.12 No courtesy cars and no clue #ArnoldClarkjoke

@BlueRoseCode You were amazing last night. Anyone who had a heart will never be the same again for me. Do you always perform barefoot?

Loved that tonight. So many great songs & special performances but the finest moment of all was meeting Cathie - A Skye lassie, lived in Easter Road for years (despite the inconvenience of being a Jambo). 96, living large, loving Bacharach. More power to you, Cathie. Rave on. ✌️❤️

@santanderukhelp Can I use my debit card in France?

@JaneyGodley Thank you for giving me code for gate today. You were brilliant at #BreakingtheNews. Especially with the heckler behind me👏

Let me know you are seeing my tweets please

RAC came and tried to get Macklin to book repair.They refused, butParks in Eat Kilbride could,so we had to deliver the Starshit Enterprise there.RAC arranged taxi home.Friday morning Park's phoned to ask what problem was and that they would look at it soon,but not straight away

Update on my ongoing saga of Carole's journey through the windscreen of vehicular insanity. Chapter 86 Last Thursday parked just off Great Western Road. Paula and I were having coffee and cake before attending BBC Radio Scotland recording when alarm starts sounding spontaneously.

Big thank you to Jackie of @grahamsvehiclerepairs Aberystwyth What a superstar.

A big thank you to Barry from @Halfords Aberystwyth for being my knight in shining armour and charging my phone as I had meltdown #truegent #Barry@HalfordsAberystwyth

@McDonaldsUK Aberystwyth bunch of jobsworths won't let me in with 8 week old puppy in my arms to use toilet as I've been stranded all night in car. #arseholes

I found out which #bbcpresenter it is but I’ve had to pixelate their face to protect their identity for now

@Lorbobo1 Or waxwork?

@StephenHavard Hopefully he has booked an appointment with a hairdresser!!

How is Ross King in the Royal Box at Wimbledon? #Wimbledon

@McDonaldsUK Thank you

@CazHPer Hi Carole, sorry to hear this. Please DM us with more information (including which restaurant this was) so that we can look into this further. Thank you!

Anyone got any idea how to contact @McDonaldsUK when they charge you for order and dont deliver it? Live chat useless #thieves

Guess who had a lovely time at Castle Semple😫🤨