Toots ♿👋

The police could've dealt with it calm & not threaten an innocent black mother with social services. Police are trained to de escalate situations, yet they provoke for reactions. No surprise black people get anxious near police, cops try poke, prod, then pounce! #tocatchacopper

@GuyBradley I ❤ @Dyson vaccuums. Over 20yrs I've had 7, 3 upright & 4 cordless. All been fab! I'm bedbound & need a wheelchair, I use the V11 Absolute, it's ideal! I didn't need but wanted new models. 4 old ones still work. I want a V15! They have great customer support if needed too! 5* 👏

Why you shouldn’t buy a Dyson.

@SparkleMeghan No the story that he proposed while roasting a chicken was just for the public, he actually proposed in secret in the garden the day prior! Pfft 🤭

Harry proposed whilst we were roasting a chicken. Later I proposed we roast his family. #mondaythoughts #MondayMotivaton

If you agree with this letter, written by @UnslvdMystry_ and addressed to @JustinWelby Archbishop of Canterbury & Head of the Church of England, please retweet. I've also ensured a copy goes to the @RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal @ClarenceHouse. 1 final paragraph to follow

@GabbieHanna Oh dear. I do hope you are OK!? Definition of "My truth":

💛The thought of having a burglar break into your home is terrifying for obvious reasons, but thanks to a thread on social media these 30+ ex-burglars spilled their tricks to help people avoid being robbed

@kategarraway Omg hun you're so strong! Just watched #FindingDerek & I'm in tears for you! Derek must be so strong willed & my self pity for myself makes me sick compared! I so hope he gets there soon Kate, for you, Darcey & Billy! You're all so amazing! Sending much love! 💔🤞💖

@piersmorgan I only watched for your personality & how cut throat your questions were that nobody else'd ask but we all wanted to know the answers! I already miss you on TV! No point watching GMB, it's boring! Bet their ratings are suffering! What next? Good Luck Mr M! ♡ 👋🍀💖 #StayTrue

Goodbye, Good Morning Britain! (I think I’ll leave the cardboard cut-out, would be a bit creepy to take that home... 🤣)

Thanks @TuckerCarlson 👍

@mbapjm @yankeewally2 I can't, I'm severely disabled, confined to my bed due to disabilities. Plus I'm shielding. Lockdown etc! I'm entitled to my opinion, just as you're entitled to yours. Just cos I don't conform to the way you think, there's no need to throw shade! Step back not clap back!

Somebody's body language hasn't coordinated with words coming out of her mouth since it started! Hmm 🤔 I call BS! Plus it's no interview, more like a chat. Defo prepared! 😠 #HarryandMeghan #HarryandMeghanonOprah #Meghan #MeghanMarkle #TalkingSmack #Trending @yankeewally2

I'll never watch the Meghan Markle interview, but this sums it up perfectly.

She thinks she's the only person within the British Royal family to have had colour, Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz was mixed race. And all they do for the Commonwealth, the @RoyalFamily aren't racist! 😠 She's always the actress! #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #MeghanAndHarry

@allthingsroyal She had excess to all the best medicall assistents, doctors, obstetricians, psychologist ecetera in the world. But she did not want it. Other narrative. The psychologist would perhaps determin another diagnosis. Namely narcesist disorder 🤭

@piersmorgan get them on #LifeStories with lie detector equipment attached at all times. Time to watch @ITV. They don't deserve airtime but I'm intrigued how much BS she's going to spout. By the sounds of it, she should get an Oscar! 🤔😡🤡 #HarryandMeghanonOprah #HarryandMeghan

@piersmorgan @GMB Oh bloomin heck, I missed it! Is it going on YouTube @piersmorgan ? @GMB Looking forward to what shite she's going to spout on that interview from the states yesterday! @ITV , 25 mins. #HarryandMeghan don't deserve airtime but can't help being intrigued 🤔 #HarryandMeghanonOprah

UPDATE: Meghan Markle trashed her dad on US TV today. On tomorrow's @GMB, Thomas Markle will give his first exclusive interview in response.

@stevep_1973 @greg_jenner @Kathbum That animators wrist possibly gets more strain than we know about... He's got more than one job as an animator... 😃🖊✏

@greg_jenner @Kathbum Reminds me of one of my favourite Simpsons lines when Homer is doing a cartoon voice and asks if it’s going out live. “No Homer, cartoons rarely go out live, it puts a terrible strain on the animators wrists”

LOVE when pre-recorded shows or reruns come out & my timeline becomes ‘SOCIAL DISTANCING?!? WaS ThIs FilMed PrE CoVId?!?’ Poor Sharon, living in a pandemic AND discovering that not all TV is live 😢

Although actions may speak louder than words, it's our actions & intentions that reveal our soul!

Before I pay this tax, the government should AT LEAST tell me which of their friends they’ve earmarked the money for so I can have a shot at seducing him out of it again.