Caroline

Holy crap! Woman shocked to see celebrity likeness in bird dropping on her window… but can you work out who it is?

Owen Farrell at ‘Tackle school’…#ENGvWAL

@askronevans Congratulations Ron!

Thank you for joining me on the adventure, Roger.

My daughter's school has burned down. 😥 A fire broke out Monday; consumed at least 2/3rds of the building, including the library. If any writers/publishers/booksellers have kids books (age: 4-8ish) that they could donate, could you DM me? Pls RT @Waterstones @AmazonUK #kidlit

@derektixx A mate of mine has just text me complaining about the view from his seat. Apparently it’s dreadful; he’s got a completely clear view of the pitch (I’ll stop now)

The “are you Tottenham in disguise” chat hurts more than the score #sigh

@derektixx Apparently they’ve had some trouble at the emirates tonight with Chelsea fans trying to scale the walls. They’ve all been returned to the stadium and will be forced to watch the rest of the match.

It’s @skFoodieFriday, innit. Much love to @Caz_Loz and @pipcell for joining me this evening. And @IanNotANumber, too, but he left before we took photos. Lots of nice food & plenty of delicious local beers. Spot on.

This is not a joke…

Too funny not to share.

@Glawsboy84 I am losing the will to live

This is gearing up to be a rather pathetic nail in the coffin of our season.

@MrChrisClarkson @halloumination @seitanskebab Oh BOLLOCKS I’m here this weekend and didn’t even think! Will also be here 31 mar… book me in!

Starter from @Halloumination (halloumi fries with bacon Frazzles & maple syrup) followed a main course from @SeitansKebab (vegan doner kebab). Winning at life today.

My first #FoodieFriday of the year & it didn’t disappoint. @skfoodiefriday

@gloucesterrugby This is one of the most distressing images I’ve ever seen on Twitter in my entire life 🤮

You can only dream… 😘

I have heard a lot of people saying Owen Farrell is "NOT a serial offender" So here is a video of his tackle "Technique" with the appropriate soundtrack.

@jam_rugby @gloucesterrugby And when they’ve had a look at it, perhaps they can confiscate and burn it?

Can someone in the @gloucesterrugby stewarding team have a look at the drum the Bordeaux fans are banging…it looks suspicious

Hey @gloucesterrugby, does your public liability insurance cover the surgical removal of drumsticks from opposition supporters? Asking for 11,000 friends #MakeItStop

The @BBCBreaking have absolutely lost the plot with this. Follow live as they watch a bloody reality show? Are they serious?! I am done

@MrChrisClarkson May the odds be ever in your favour

Here we go then, an open dress rehearsal of our new panto. Let's see how this goes [note to self: don't say fuck or bugger].

@derektixx Wow 😮

😳

@duffaSteve @MrChrisClarkson WOW 😂

It’s started. First day in full Dame make-up and Face ID no longer recognise me. Having to use my passcode instead. FML.