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@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd Oh I’m sorry, have players not done that for decades? Have I not heard multiple players being praised for being smart and winning the contact, before going down? If there’s no contact and he goes down sure, that’s a dive, ofc it’s not a dive if there’s huge contact

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd He throws his leg at the keeper, against the direction of the ball and his trajectory 😜.

🚨 What stops this England super team from winning the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd Yeah I hadn’t slept, and that ITW reply was over a week prior

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd Take it you mean 2 days ago when this one started. You had an interesting chat with Inverted Wing prior to that not so long ago. You really of FOS.

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd You show me where we talked about his passing. “90% of wingers” is a stat you pulled out your ass pal, you can’t just make up percentages and claim it as fact 😂 Brother you seriously typed “he dives more than he’s fouled, 100%”, and you want to talk about bs 😂

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd Actually 2 percentages. And an expression which I am sure you can work out 3/16 to get your percentage. We did talk about it. Proved the point how much bs you talk

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd 😂😂, “change in motion in the stride”, mate this isn’t up for debate unless you’re genuinely claiming his boot has magically come halfway of his foot at the exact right time. And yeah fair, was on like 24 hours of no sleep, blonde Newcastle players were Joelinton.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd I think that just shows how little you know. 1. If theres a clip, where's the change in motion in the stride. 2. Thats Bruno.

@mrshitter @PepperConch Oh and daft means you’re a dumb cunt, which you’ve proven tremendously. Daft is slightly more polite. Next time I’ll just call you a dumb cunt.

@mrshitter @PepperConch Are you a complete and utter spastic or what? Want everything spelt out? If you’re a window licker you’re a retard. Biting your fingers off is also retarded. So you, being said retard, got bored of licking windows and moved on to biting your fingers. Now fuck off you’re boring.

I have a message for the White House. Please help me get it to the right people. TRUMP! RUBIO!! After talking with Europeans for the last few days, I have something to say to you. CUT THEM OFF. From everything. Get us out of NATO, kick the UN out of New York, and end trade negotiations with these assholes. These pricks are the most arrogant, ignorant @$$h0/3$ on planet earth. They genuinely have NO idea what we've been paying for and they refuse to believe it. They have no idea that their militaries are weak. They're taking Trump insistence that NATO do their part as a sign of WEAKNESS. That our military can't handle it. That Trump started a war we can't handle and now wants them to clean up OUR mess. They believe every stupid word of that! They're calling us monsters, barbarians, and insisting that we're genociding Iran for no reason. They have NO idea what we've done for them. They are unappreciative, arrogant, assholes. I am sick of being called names. I am SICK of these morons refusing to see that we just saved THEIR asses with the Iran war. I don't want ONE DAMN DOLLAR OF MY TAX MONEY going to Europe. NOT a dollar. And if we give their failing economies another under the table bank bailout, I'm protesting. CUT. THEM. OFF. In one shot. Don't piecemeal it out. Just rip the damn rug out. They get NOTHING. And open up friendly trade negotiations with Russia. I'm over the hostilities. The ONLY reason we even have an issue with them is because of NATO. END IT. I WANT CHEAP LUMBER, DAMMIT. Hook us up with Russia! And if Putin gets froggy and decides to take Europe, he can fucking have it! It won't happen, but I won't cry if it does. They have to LEARN. AND SAME FOR CANADA. FUCK THOSE GUYS TOO. You can shove your fucking elbows right up your asses. Except for Alberta. You're cool.

@grey4626 @SamanthaMo63954 @iranidaturan Any many, many more of us think that both you two and the orange twat are all deluded morons.

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@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd *nature

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd You mentioned one single percentage, pass completion. Which we have not spoke about at all. Do you normally bullshit this much? It kinda seems like second mature to you, bullshit just rolls off the tongue eh?

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd 😂, I hadn’t clicked this app in weeks until yesterday, but sure pal.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd And yet you seem to spend an obscene amount of time on it

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd Also not a dive, when everyone and their blind nan can see the blatant contact Neuer makes with him. Good try though.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd If memory serves, he did against Bayern in a high profile match.

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd 😂, might want to actually watch the video pal, that’s a clip of Joelinton blatantly stepping on his Achilles and nearly taking his boot off. If you’re seriously claiming that’s a dive you’re even more delusional than I thought

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd youtube.com/shorts/Lc7cooY… Took less than 3 seconds to find that

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd They’re not facts if you have 0 evidence to back them up 😂 This is like debating a 5 year old now. Just randomly say shit and then claim it as fact. Strange guy you.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd You havent proven a single thing. You give opinions. I kept with facts.

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd I wouldn’t pay for this app even if I owned all the money on the planet pal. I agree, and like I said, it was complete bullshit, much like your little story. What I do know a lot about is Arsenal, and I can tell when someone is completely bullshitting about one of our players.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd Now let's just say that was true. 1. You would be paying for x not free account. 2. Football owners know very little about football as a sport. Lots about football as a business. Fair to say, you havent clocked on to either.

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd 😂 are you mental? I’m telling you the fact that 0 videos exist on the internet of Saka diving. The way to prove me wrong is really simple, post one. The reason you haven’t done so is cos you can’t, like I said, they don’t exist.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd I love that you keep asking me for facts, have yet to cough a single one up yourself 🤣

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd And yet not one of them is a “sport analyst”, which is what you typed. Most common in football clubs is a data analyst/engineer/scientist. Most of the roles you’ve just put are for elite clubs. Most clubs are not elite, and would never be able to afford a “set piece analyst” etc.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd Actually there's many fields Football Analyst, Strategy Analyst, Performance Analyst, Performance scientist (same thing slightly higher). Goalkeeping Analyst Set pc Analyst is the latest variation. Data Analyst covers general analysis. This is found mainly in industry, not sports

@mrshitter @PepperConch I can’t tell if you’re a parody, genuinely challenged, or a bit of both, so I’ll refrain from more insults. Look them up on urban dictionary pal.

@CdHecd @PepperConch Licking windows... is that a thing you're country .. I get eating paint chips as a put down ...but how does one lick windows and why? Also could you plz tell me what the word daft means... its a cool sounding word imo... but no clue what it means

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd And you didn’t claim he “cuts in more”, you claimed he “rarely ever goes outside”. You then claimed he dives. I proved the 1st wrong, does it multiple times a game, I proved the 2nd wrong, 0 evidence of him diving literally anywhere. Anymore bs takes?

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd 😂, for the avoidance of doubt, I’m a multi billionaire and I own 10 football clubs, so I know more. There we go, now we can both claim complete bullshit. If you actually knew what you were talking about, I wouldn’t be able to repeatedly call out your bullshit opinions.

@ProtoMarkB @DexxterUtd Already have pal, hence why I know it doesn’t exist, which you now know too. Literally 0 videos on the internet of him diving whatsoever, strange that. Do keep bullshitting on the internet though, much easier than admitting you’re wrong.

@CdHecd @DexxterUtd Also, you can literally just search Saka dives. Get some popcorn though. Its a big reel.