CebolikaGod Maseko

@kulanicool That is one strong shack🤔

@noeleensaid Can i raise you, changing from jeans to pj's 😭😭😭😭😭

I don't think there's a feeling nicer than go tsena ka mo dikobong at night, ka winter 😭

@XmanPercie @Mametjathobilee Testify kindly Sir, testify how is it going.

@Mametjathobilee I am currently doing that.

Can I register for two different postgraduate qualifications at different institutions at the same time?

@LondiHlop @Noxxcee Asidlali lah neh

@Noxxcee Mawhoo would mop both of them 🫣

I love King Tha but Kelly Khumalo would mop the floor with her. 🫣

@Papa_Ibeji @HermainExcel How do you think some of them got there, lets think for a bit 🤔🤔 Don't you think they were trafficked?

@HermainExcel Lots of South African hookers and strippers in Maputo, Accra, Lagos.

Name one country in Africa where you find South Africans selling drugs, running brothels, killing people, faking documents, poaching their animals, hijacking buildings, doing human trafficking and all other sorts of anarchy.

@holyash21 Meaning you drove less than 45km a day for 18 years

18 years later we clocked 250K Miles 😭 0 Accident, engen still virgin 🤌

@alyssa_lite And these Dr's these days be moving sideways🤷🏾‍♂️

What kills me ngoLeleti ubethi she’s a Dr😭

@Buntu_Bokweni @__o_r_a_c_l_e_ Its really hard being a Nigerian, totally brainwashed into thinking they can't hold politicians accountable for the offices they bear😩😩 Goodness🙆🏽‍♂️

@__o_r_a_c_l_e_ None taken

Having an activist that can clearly articulate our problems as a country ❤️👏🏼..

@Tokyo_Trev If he listened then and went ahead we would have starlink and would be in deep shxt

I will never forget during loadshedding, some of yall were begging Elon to buy Eskom 😂

Phakama @LadyM1306 ixesha lakho lifikile.

Hi @Vodacom @Vodacom111, why cant i recharge or check my balance, its been 3 days now whats happening?

@LadyM1306 How nice would it be if we actually do this, like really do it

We can fight Tinubu together. We can’t be ruled by a man who doesn’t even reside with his people. We can’t be ruled by a man who bribes us with rice. 🇳🇬✊🏽

@Starboy_Reason @LadyM1306 @mr_shimmy With patriots like my leader @LadyM1306 and us its about to be the greatest ever.

@LadyM1306 @mr_shimmy Has Nigeria ever been great ??🤣

We stay at home. We help build and develop Nigeria. To hell with other countries. Nigeria has smart people who just need a dedicated leader like me. Make Nigeria Great Again 🇳🇬🫶🏽

@LadyM1306 I believe you can do it, let's find someone to organize our visas and citizenship so we can vote for you from here 😭😭😭

I think I’ll need the whole world to fund me in making Nigeria great again. I need people like Dangote, Motsepe, Ramaphosa, Gumede, my boyfriend and etc to assist 😕😭

You're from Nigeria, you shouldn't be engaging in any conversations about stats. Sit down.

@mbali_ndlela My heart still aches for Dr Sindi😪

The Black Twitter OGs: Kholi Dr. Sindi Hybreed Taka Tina Tumi Sole Trapa Fasa Joe Human Phil Mphela Hermaine M Khaya Dlanga Daniel Marven Christo Thurston Karabo Mokgoko David Tshabalala Advocate Barry Roux …and many more.

@mark_nomi @ayahbongz Yohhhhh with your calculations the boy is in GRAVE danger🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ayahbongz Most definitely

Asazi bethuna, khanisuse umntana lo angonzakali 😔

@AkukariaSA @HSHRAW No, but its still better than the naira🤷🏾‍♂️

@HSHRAW Does this mean South Africa is better than Japan. Illiterate!

No wonder you all hate Nigeria. 😂😂😂😂

Christianity is a really funny religion, man… Imagine thinking that whatever it is that created this majestic and possibly infinite universe, in all its complexity, scale, and structure, impregnated a Jewish girl somewhere in Palestine 2,000 years ago,can get jealous of other gods,can regret its actions,can command one tribe to commit genocide against another,endorses slavery,gets angry,thinks blood sacrifice is a rational route to forgiveness and creates eternal suffering for people who do not believe very unconvincing stories in a book. Think about how completely ridiculous that leap is. Christianity (and its little sister, Islam, which believes the language of this concept of a creator is Arabic…in light of the thousands of beautiful and rich languages on the planet) really is an insult to whatever majestic being created the universe, if there is indeed one. And images like these below actually solidify the position of atheists or the non-religious…in fact, it is exactly why they are atheists. The sheer majesty and complexity of the universe don’t push atheists or any rational, non-indoctrinated mind, for that matter toward religion…It often does the opposite. It highlights just how implausible and, at times, absurd many religious doctrines appear by comparison. Because they hold such a concept…that which would create this universe…to such a high standard, that organized religions and their books, when you read them, end up looking really, really silly.

@Mr_MbulaziSA Do you usually hear people when they say "if i am going down i am going down with you". Yeah thats how Mr Mbulazi✌🏽

Usathane angakushisa kanjani kade wenza imsebenzi yakhe? Ayhlangani nje lento.

The heck😩