Christie

@McDonaldsUK imagine, you order 5 cards meals on the app for delivery and no cards show up!? So sad! How am I going to add to my collection. I have 7 left to collect 😥

@McDonaldsUK please bring back the toffee sundae! Even if for a limited time! Thanks 😘😘

@BradfemlyWalsh I used to love wash in and out toners and shaders!! WE NEED TO BRING THEM BACK!!!

You know what I miss? Toners and Shaders. Would you be going to Hayley's 15th birthday party and turning heads with your newly glistening Auburn locks or would your hair go a colour last seen on a 65 year old transvestite from Llandudno? You don't know until you've dried it!!

@HazelAppleyard_ I see some of your tweets pop up on my timeline and I think ‘this person really must have high blood pressure from all this crap’ 😂 because I read them and I’m like oh my god 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬🤦🏻‍♀️🤬🤦🏻‍♀️🤬🤦🏻‍♀️

OH MY GOD YES THEY ARE THEY LITERALLY ARE

@MartinSLewis Baccarat rouge perfume - £450 I think it was for the biggest bottle they had. I don’t know why I bought it and why was it so bad? It’s a perfume for £450… smells great and I love the smell but Jesus the price tag on it

TELL US: What’s the worst impulse purchase you’ve ever made? How much did it cost? Why did you buy it and why was it so bad. Please reply here, like your favourites, and the producers will pick a collection to read out on my podcast.

I am THIRTY tomorrow!? I’m sorry, what? I’m only 16, I swear!

@Mabel Fine Line

which one of my songs do u play the most? I wanna know…

So, I did a half marathon. What’s a little 10,000ft skydive? All for @SsnapOxford 💕 Just need so set up this next fundraiser!

I honestly have no words for this Kirat woman. Like what have I just watched. Evidently doesn’t have many working brain cells and the fact she’s done a show about it 😂 Jesus Christ #SweetBobby

@lezscum More survivors than not… mmm yeah because pretty sure the passed cannot let you know they died 🙄

@MartinSLewis I did but I’m very aware of how much of those buckets actually goes to charity (a friend used to work for a big charity) now I just give to 1, a small one who helped us when our son was in the NICU. 100% of the money goes to them and the unit. We can see where that money is spent

Today's Twitter Poll: Do you give to charity and if not what's closest to the reason? I've done this poll as I was surprised by some of the anti-charity comments after my gift aid video the other day

@jelly_momm Let me clarify as I’ve realised we are in October 😂 I’m 30 at the end of October

@jelly_momm I’ve asked for one and been told no by a doctor because of my age. I’m 30 in October and I have 3 children… I. AM. DONE! Let me do what I want to my body. Are they gonna pay for the next one that might come along due to failure of the contraception I’m on? No… TIE THOSE TUBES!

Me: I’m getting a hysterectomy Everyone: BUT YOU’RE SO YOUNG! Why would you do it this young!! What if in 10 years.. blah blah blah BRO IM 31! In 10 years I’ll be 41 I have 2 kids already, I know I’m done having kids, why would I wait to do the inevitable?

@itsafrogslife @SsnapOxford Thank you so much!!

@CeceWoodox @SsnapOxford Congratulations!🎉 🌟

Thank you to those that donated! We made it to £600 for @SsnapOxford This girl with asthma did a half marathon!! Wouldn’t have been able to complete it without you Kieran 💕

@GaddersII My mom always buys me, my partner and children one 😂 im soon to be 30

My children are hinting they're expecting advent calendars again this year. They're 27 and 19.

@CaraLisette I had this exact email 😂 yet to see or hear about said recordings/videos

Phenomenal opener to this junk mail

@halfironmum @esh2403 This is absolutely true!

Apparently the crisis team no longer work weekends in my trust. Because nobody is in crisis at the weekend right?

@kvrcnnn If someone could do my work that’d be great 😂 I’ve got a lot of out of date training to do as I’m currently on maternity. Help a girl out 😂

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭