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@Fi_Contextual @miahteeoffical The human has been informed… glitter is crucial to the plan

@Fi_Contextual @miahteeoffical Remind me to get merch…

@Fi_Contextual @miahteeoffical Remind me to get merch…

@Fi_Contextual @miahteeshop Exactly! I am a sweet baby cat!

@Fi_Contextual @miahteeshop Certainly not! I love people… I present my belly at every opportunity and greet people with an upright floofy tail!

@Fi_Contextual @aestedman @Grudge_Cat @PickliciousF @RFT_gal Flop

So the world of UK politics has gone bad maybe time to let the cats rule: @PalmerstonCat Foreign Office 🐈‍⬛ @Number10cat Prime Minister🐈 @AllotmentCat Agricultural Minister🐈‍⬛ @RolfatWarwick Education Minister🐈‍⬛ @TheStourbridge Transport Minister🐈 Any more?

@Ceci_ChesterCat 😂

Really excited to have another paper accepted pending minor revisions - watch this space 😃

@Fi_Contextual @RFT_gal Can verify. It was traumatic... but she gave me some nice food in gravy later...

@Malcolm_theCat I recommend that you smack the dog once it arrives- assert your dominance.

Friends! More changes are afoot! Because a Baby Dog is coming to live with us, Mum says my food has to be off the floor. Otherwise the Baby Dog will EAT MY FOOD!!! I am NOT impressed (and I don’t like change) 😾😾 All advice welcome 😸😸 #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #TabbyTroop

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@Fi_Contextual @MissCinnamon6 @FCattius Yes. I’m definitely real... or I’m having an existential crisis...

How do u know it’s not ?

@RolfatWarwick Excellent. Humans acknowledging how wonderful us cats are!

Rolf report Dec 24: My young friend Callum brought me a beautifully written card & a present. He got to know about me because he attended the campus nursery school & I used to pop in during my patrols, much to the delight of the children. Sherry supervised the gift giving. Rolf x

@Fi_Contextual @RolfatWarwick @RFT_gal I think I’m having a crisis of identity

Today is #BlackCatDay. I send greetings to my fellow black cats across the world. I hope you get lots of extra treats on this special day, such as squirty cream or chicken pieces. If you’re a human thinking of getting a cat, choose a black cat. You will never regret it. Rolf x

@Fi_Contextual @rosiependrous Get inside! Don’t go out into the rain!!!!!!!!

"He who has a 'why' to live for can bear with almost any 'how'." - Nietzsche, in:

@rosiependrous Ah yes. I just stand at the cupboard and yowl. My grandpaw will usually give in.

@Ceci_ChesterCat I believe he did, in "Cat's search for fish"

@Fi_Contextual @MaynoothUni @RFT_gal Yes! I must be seen! I am spectacular.