Cecily Rabey

15 minutes into season 2 of @QueerEye and I've already cried twice. It's going to be a good season

Credit @StinkyGr33n

MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. good legs, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. the things you do and say.

“Yeah not too bad” - Translation: I have no idea what I’m doing and every second of life is awkward and confusing

How the seasons work in the UK: Jan - Cold Feb – Still Cold Mar – Still cold but snow now Apr - Rain May – More rain Jun – Why is it still raining July - BEES Aug – Oh god it is so hot Sept – I miss the heat Oct – Heat is simply a memory Nov - Cold Dec – Cold but with capitalism

"Will you STOP calling me a 'male scientist'? I'm just a scientist!" shouts angry John, bringing his gender into everything as usual.

BREAKING: A scientific reconstruction of stone age britons shows they had dark skin, and if you listen really carefully you can hear veins pop in racists heads all over the country.

I just went for a jog with a vicious hangover. I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR and then hear me shower, get back under my duvet and eat a full tube of Pringles

Every so often I remember this casting call and the set of required skills never fail to utterly floor me...

Sexual predator Larry Nassar assaults over 150 girls over the course of 30 yrs, sentenced to 175 yrs in prison & men are CRITICIZING THE FEMALE JUDGE WHO TRIED THE CASE for being "mean" If this isn't the entire fucking problem wrapped up in a shit bow I don't know what is

The effort that it takes a woman to be given same opportunities as a man.

Where would I be without all the men who tell me daily that my coat is green? 🙏🏽

Oh god, they're actually punishing the female character for trying to cover herself up by KILLING HER...