Céilí Rae Minogue

Touts (tickets) out (now) 🗡️ glistrr.com/events/e/the-t…

@nes_loch @bbtanked Actually I’m a comedy professor with a PhD (very impressive) and I can confirm this was funny

love him or hate you, yall have to admit how funny his bits are idc #bb26

One thing people don’t know about me is that Tesco would love to hear my thoughts x

Performing at a wonderful little “cabaret” on Friday as part of @transprideni proceedings. Was I a worthwhile booking? You’ll have to come and find out! eventbrite.com/e/trans-pride-…

Oh g*sh forgot the date @naomi_long @JimAllister @ClaireHanna who do i vote for again? X

Happy Pride x

Scotland you can still sub me in there’s still time x

Hello. If you’ve never seen me before, this will all be new to you. I’ve been doing this for two-years-i-guess now, surely I’ve done 30 minutes of jokes people like? Let’s find out together. Come see me say some stuff I’ve said before x accidentaltheatre.co.uk/box-office/bit…

I wish there was a larger version of mini golf

@TreborRhurbarb I don’t half a** these things x

@CeiliRae Thank you for spending over two weeks workshopping this 🙏

Taking “joke requests” what do you want a joke about? Xx

Starting dating a famous DJ recently. The hardest part is when people in public recognise him from “Only Fools and Horses” x

If you book speedy boarding on EasyJet you get to go into the cockpit before the pilots and mess with the controls

@Rosiecoogs Did you hear about the beaver who was a diva? She was dam fine!

@CeiliRae I want a hand crafted artisanal joke made with the opulent diva’s of the world in mind, we wish to laugh.

@ArabinExile My friend runs a potato peeler manufacturer. I asked him if he was interested in investing in a peeler which could be used for quails or guineafowl. He said he had no skin in the game.

@CeiliRae The history and variations of potato peelers

@katmclightning I left some wisdom teeth under my pillow, and the tooth fairy gave me a premium bond

@TreborRhurbarb Did you hear about Henry VIII’s Preservation of Grain Act? Talk about a cereal killer!

@CeiliRae The Preservation of Grain Act (1532)

Great gig last night!

@caitmkearns Either DM me or directly donate here :) transgenderni.org.uk/donate/2024-2/ ❤️

‘A Queer Laugh’ raised £515 for TransgenderNI and Peace In Mind. Thank you all so much for your love & support ❤️