Cellar Door
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Cellar Door
@CelDoors
Sometimes you just have to bow to the obsurd
Katılım Temmuz 2009
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@CelDoors @Ryze_Jones @JDVance I’m sorry, I didn’t know you felt that way. Listen: I have a penis currently not being beaten. While my schedule is packed full of circlejerks for the next few decades, I can maybe cause one of our members to have an accident and you could replace him
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Trump won we don’t have to do this anymore
Sports Illustrated@SInow
Three Giants pitchers wore Bible verses on their Pride Night caps during Friday’s game. MLB has since issued a warning to them.
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Correction: Not completely full of retards

Cellar Door@CelDoors
@notJohnDenver Whatever you idiot baby
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@notJohnDenver @ZachLahn Its comedy. I know you right wing dummies struggle with it
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I need all the @ZachLahn haters to tell me what this is.
THE AMAZING T-BIRD@made_in_tyland
@RobSandIA is our best choice for Governor of Iowa
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1996: “What two people do in the privacy of their bedroom is none of your business”
2026: “Wear the LGBTQ hat or we will destroy you”
Breaking911@Breaking911
MLB has reportedly warned players that writing Bible verses on team hats will not be permitted after several San Francisco Giants pitchers wrote bible verses on their Pride Night caps.
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@HawkGuyEnjoyer @DaveMuhlbauerIA Sure, cause manure runoff is our biggest fucking problem. Not the pesticides or herbicides or radon. Its one farmers manure runoff that's ruining this state. Just admit you don't like him because he's a democrat and stop with the pearl clutching nonsense
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@CelDoors @DaveMuhlbauerIA You’re talking about pesticides, I’m talking about Dave contaminating water with manure runoff which caused elevated levels of ammonia, E. coli, and high BOD with foam and high turbidity in the water.
You have no idea what you’re talking about, so kindly stop talking.
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@HawkGuyEnjoyer @DaveMuhlbauerIA Nah. I’m going to keep proving you’re just a lying asshole.

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@CelDoors @DaveMuhlbauerIA Couldn’t be more wrong. Please stop talking.
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@SchickZach @DaveMuhlbauerIA Every farmer in this state uses glyphosate. How stupid are you?
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@DaveMuhlbauerIA As a cancer survivor its reassuring to see people like you, who have been fined for poluting waterways around your farm with the arrogance and unabashed sentiment to the people living in the state.
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@HawkGuyEnjoyer @DaveMuhlbauerIA Every farmer is polluting our water you fucking imbecile
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@DaveMuhlbauerIA you going to show a video of you polluting our water for the 100th time or is that just for the DNR violations? pussy
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570 days ago, Rob Sand promised to audit $27.5 million in misallocated Iowa Court funds.
Iowa House Republicans pushed for answers. Letters to his office. Government Oversight hearings. We finally got him on record committing to do his job.
That was November 2024.
Iowans are still waiting.
For a guy who calls himself the “taxpayer’s watchdog,” the silence is deafening.

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@RATman1940 @jdunwell Oh look, another dusty, old ass white guy simping for the GOP. How about you shut the fuck up and mind your own god damn businesses. The GOP has been in control of this state for 20 years and it’s done nothing but go downhill.
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@jdunwell He’s a democrat do you really expect him to do his job?? Geeze.
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@thomasarchitect Are you going to answer me @thomasarchitect? Or are you just going to be another lying idiot baby
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@thomasarchitect Where did the Koch funded right wing school open?
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Zach Lahn stands out by offering real solutions, not empty talk:
• Helped launch Wonder School → pushing to make Iowa education the best in America
• Rescued his family farm → battling Big Ag and foreign land buyers
• Left Iowa then came back → personally committed to ending our brain drain
• First statewide candidate backed by MAHA → taking on our cancer epidemic and Making Iowa Healthy Again
Iowa First isn’t just a phrase. It’s a real movement building a stronger future for our children and communities.
#LahnForGovernor #IowaFirst #LFG
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@DillonFillionIA Oh look, the idiot baby has another dumb as fuck take
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Families are struggling to pay the bills because your tax policies suck.
JB Pritzker@JBPritzker
Families are going hungry while tax breaks are handed out to the wealthiest people in this country. This is the most corrupt administration in American history.
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So glad Rob Sand got his camera crew to watch him commit acts of service.
Rob Sand@RobSandIA
Glad I could get the chainsaw back out and help folks in Corning.
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