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@WarriorSpeech28 If your pint cost £9 there is no way the large wine only cost £6. Clickbait slop.

Last night I walked into a quiet little village pub. Just low beams, old carpet and a bloke in the corner who’s probably been sat on the same stool since 1998. I ordered a pint, nine quid, got the missus a large wine. Fifteen quid for two drinks. I just stood there for a second like I’d accidentally ordered shares in the building. I remember being 20 and getting pints for £2.50. The economy is so cooked we’re paying luxury prices for nostalgia.

@francesbarber13 Tell him beggars can't be choosers

Yesterday tube, man begging for money, normal. But said he was starving & if anyone had ANY food he’d be grateful. I took out pristine not opened Pret A Manger falafel & hummus box. He shoved it back into my chest, said he was allergic to cucumber & called me disgusting. What to do 💁‍♀️

@Ginger_Tucci People literally move to our country permanently and walk around in niqabs, Burqas and dishdashas eating Halal slaughtered foods but a Brit can't have a fry up on a two week holiday? Give it a rest.

@TunawithaCh Salad cream is just white ketchup

Hear me out.... salad cream.

@FUDdaily We are reaping the harvest of ubiquitous institutional leftism

I can't shake the feeling that Britain is now too broken to fix. I think we're on the brink of an irrecoverable depression and we are not remotely equipped to cope with the fallout. And the worst part about it... it needs to happen.

@JeetN25 And yet he is a completely average cricketer

Glenn Phillips is not normal human🤯 Unbelievable attempt 😳

@Rash28101 @Subha_5his @atulverma7 @WG_RumblePants Honest ones?

@Subha_5his @CelebDog1 @atulverma7 @WG_RumblePants Yes..they do bone density tests

I don’t generally dabble in the IPL that much. Partly because it clashes with the County Championship, partly because I’m usually at work when it’s on and partly because I just can’t keep up with all cricket everywhere. There are also way more knowledgeable IPL Twitter pundits than me. So I mostly stay quiet. But, when I do watch, I usually watch RR. I even have an old RR shirt at home somewhere. What can I say? I like pink from my days as an 11 year old Bret Hart fan. I have to say, though, that this kid is making me sit up and pay attention. He only scored 39 today. No great shakes you may fairly say. But he scored 39 in 25 minutes off 14 balls, having hit 5 sixes. His strike rate was 278.57. He’s 15 FFS!!! I may have to buy a new RR shirt.

@atulverma7 @WG_RumblePants It matters if they are lying about it

@CelebDog1 @WG_RumblePants Doesn't matter whether he is 15 or not. I've not seen many 25, 35 or 45 year old dudes smashing bowlers like he does. Full credit to Vaibhav Suryavanshi, where it is due. Age argument is waste of time.

@NoContextCounty I think we are past peak Bumrah, sadly

So you’re telling me the entire fucking world has been struggling to get this bloke off the square and then a bloody year 10 makes him look like he’s never bowled before

@_chazzle3 No Bach in the top 10 either. Crazy. At least no Einaudi though!

@CelebDog1 Genuinely it’s embarassing 🫠🫠🫠 fucking armed man at number one like are we serious. I’m an Elgar stan but enigma is not top 5 material either. I would be really interested to know the voting demographics…everyone’s inner patriot is jumping out giving us 4/5 brits in top 5 💀

Wow bit of an upset in classic fm hall of fame lol! Rach 2 unseated from top spot 😭😭😭 British public is so boring tho like it’s genuinely wild to me that TWO Vaughan Williams pieces make it into the top 5 every year 🙄🙄🙄

@2147mill I can do that. I'm not rich.

Rich is being able to go to the gym at 10am on a Tuesday.

@anishmoonka It sounds nothing like Dutch

Cillian Murphy said yes to Oppenheimer before he’d read a single page of the script. Nolan flew to Dublin to hand him a copy, printed on red paper so it couldn’t be photocopied. From that point on Murphy disappeared for six months. He dropped about 28 pounds, ate so little that Emily Blunt said it was “like, one almond” most nights, and skipped every single cast dinner. Matt Damon said they invited him every night. He never came. He was in the bath learning lines. He read American Prometheus, the Pulitzer-winning biography the film was based on. He read the Bhagavad Gita, a Hindu holy text that Oppenheimer quoted after watching the first nuclear bomb test. Then he found old recordings of the real Oppenheimer giving physics lectures and started walking beaches near his home in Ireland, reciting them out loud to his dog Scout. At one point he hit a scene where Oppenheimer gives a lecture in Dutch. He asked Nolan what they’d do about it. Nolan: “You mean what are YOU going to do about that.” So Murphy got the film’s cinematographer, who happens to be Dutch, to record the lines into his phone. Slowed the audio way down. Spent three weeks memorizing the whole thing. Robert Downey Jr. said the rest of the cast would plan weekend trips around Santa Fe while Murphy would just go, “I have to learn 30,000 words of Dutch. Have a nice time.” The weight loss got competitive. His own words: “You become competitive with yourself a little bit, which is not healthy. I don’t advise it.” During the 57-day shoot he pulled 18-hour days and said he hit a zone where food just stopped mattering. Nolan kept the air conditioning cranked during the interrogation scenes because the character is being humiliated, and Murphy was so hungry and so cold it actually helped the performance. The real Oppenheimer lived the same way. Ran on cigarettes and double-strength martinis. Throat cancer killed him at 62. Murphy’s wife Yvonne once described what happens when a character finally leaves him. Her words from his years playing Tommy Shelby on Peaky Blinders: “OK. Tommy’s gradually leaving. I’m getting Cillian back.” Murphy puts it his own way. “I cancel reality for a while.” Oppenheimer won 7 Oscars and pulled in $950 million at the box office. It gave Murphy his first Best Actor win after decades in the business. So when a doctor asks how he copes with playing deeply traumatized characters and he laughs and calls being a doctor “a real job,” he means every word. The job costs him six months inside someone else’s head, a body he has to starve into someone else’s shape, and a family that has to wait for him to come home.

@hispanicnomad You need to find a apartment block with hundreds of yapping dogs to experience the real Spain

If Spanish cities were honest about what it's like to actually live there as an expat 👇 🏖️ Valencia: "Perfect weather, impossible to find an apartment, everyone disappears at 2pm" 🏛️ Madrid: "We have jobs! But rent eats your whole paycheck" 🌊 Barcelona: "Tourist trap pretending it's a real city" 🍷 Bilbao: "Amazing food, awful weather, Basque will break you" ✨ Sevilla: "Gorgeous until you try to do literally anything in summer" And of course, bureaucracy and taxes will beat you if you ever plan on living here

@WG_RumblePants Pope to bat 3

Ok. Key is staying. Baz is staying. We all have to just live with it. We try to back England, despite them testing our patience. At least they give us something to have a good old English moan about — and that’s half the fun. I hope they dominate at home this summer. They really need to put in a solid performance. Then, if they do, no doubt we will all temporarily brush their failings under the carpet (because they have made us feel a bit happy). And so the cycle continues…

@LeeAndersonMP_ Short pint

Our Future. Last night I had a drink on my own overlooking the Thames and thought to myself what would our country look like in 100 years - what do you think?

@NotTodayEric Com widda nice yong laydee

Who remembers this song: “Enformer yaknogddkbvxdhgoblame a licky boom boom down”

@GamecockWill69 Beige slop

South Carolina BBQ is by far the most superior bbq in the United States

@BoothCricket How can one have the most aesthetic cover drive in history and still be shit?

Both Zak Crawley and Ben Duckett go into the county season under pressure for their Test spot - and waiting for a slip-up is Glamorgan’s Jersey batsman Asa Tribe dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/…