Celebrity Jeremy

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Celebrity Jeremy

Celebrity Jeremy

@CelebrityJeremy

I'm super famous! Really, I am!

San Antonio, TX Katılım Kasım 2018
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!! The man who m*rdered Iryna Zarutska on the Light Rail in Charlotte NC, DeCarlos Brown Jr... ...has just been found “INCAPABLE TO PROCEED” on the state m*rder charge brought against him WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!
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UltraMAGAdereck72
UltraMAGAdereck72@dereck72vapes·
Holy shit Byron Donalds is a co-sponsor of goofball Maria Elvira Salazar's DIGNITY ACT!!! This should be DISQUALIFYING for a Republican FL Governor!
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Celebrity Jeremy@CelebrityJeremy·
H1-B fraud makes NGO fraud look like a misdemeanor.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: JD Vance says conservatives should stop BLACK-PILLING, and he nailed it "Blackpilling is how you give power to the forces that are trying to DESTROY what our ancestors built." "They say, 'that's not what we voted for. We're going to check out of politics.' No! That's the exact wrong response." "If we do something you don't like, the response should be to get MORE involved, to make your voice HEARD, and to try to push things in the direction that you want them to be pushed." "Our civilization was not built overnight! It's not going to be saved overnight." Truth! "What I'd encourage you to do is stay involved, be patient, and don't let disappointment turn to checking out of the system entirely." "There's way too much of that, I would say, in the Anglo system and the American system. There's way too much, 'I didn't like this thing that the vice president said, or I didn't like this thing that the president did, and I'm going to completely check out.' We call that blackpilling in the United States of America." "We need to take power back from those people and build the kind of institutions that can actually save our societies." "It will not happen overnight. It will not happen in the term of one prime minister or one president, but it will happen so long as we keep our faith in God and we work hard to achieve it. That's what we have to do."
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·
A little late Night Carson! 🤣
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Grummz
Grummz@Grummz·
This is better than the Lego Movie.😂 Iran pilot rescue.
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Alex Jones
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones·
TEXAS GOVERNOR HANDS STATE OVER TO INDIA – SPECIAL REPORT In the heart of what was once the rugged, unyielding Republic of Texas, Governor Greg Abbott stands exposed as a willing participant in the quiet handover of the Lone Star State. » ʟɪᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡs: x.com/RealAlexJones/…
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Amy Mek
Amy Mek@AmyMek·
🚨 GOVERNOR ABBOTT—EXPLAIN THIS! You said Sharia is banned in Texas—so why is an Egyptian-government-sent Imam running a Sharia Tribunal in Texas!? 🔴 Mohamed AlGebaly, Imam of McKinney Islamic Association, is also President of the Islamic Tribunal (IT)—a SHARIA COURT operating in Texas! 💥 From their own website: islamictribunal.org/attorneys/shei… 👉 “Conflicts must be solved using Islamic Jurisprudence and its Shari’ah or Law.” 👉 “Judges of IT must have a degree in Islamic law.” That. Is. Sharia. 🔹 Why is Texas allowing an Islamic Tribunal to operate? 🔹 Why do Muslims in Texas need Sharia rulings? 🔹 Why did Egypt send this Imam here? This isn’t assimilation—this is a parallel Islamic legal system in our state. Governor Abbott, Texans deserve answers! Please follow my work at RAIR: rairfoundation.com
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Liz Churchill
Liz Churchill@liz_churchill10·
SHOCKING: University of North Texas admin is CAUGHT ON CAMERA bragging that they’re STILL implementing DEI Marxism… “We follow the law…but there’s ways we can get around it” ‘A-DEI’ is how they’re keeping the woke brainwashing alive. Fire her ass NOW.
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Tyler Oliveira
Tyler Oliveira@tyleraloevera·
I Exposed 'Industrialized' H1B Visa Fraud in India...
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
I am the Senior Vice President of Human Resources at Oracle Corporation. Last Tuesday, I sent an email to 30,000 people at 6 AM. Yesterday morning, I onboarded 1 person at $950,000 a year. Both were my responsibility. Both were executed flawlessly. The email said: "After careful consideration of Oracle's current business needs, we have made the decision to eliminate your role as part of a broader organizational change. As a result, today is your last working day." I signed it "Oracle Leadership." Not my name. Not the co-CEOs' names. Not anyone's name. Leadership. Leadership is a signature that cannot be fired. At 6:01 AM, our infrastructure team disabled 30,000 badges. Revoked 30,000 VPN tokens. Locked 30,000 laptops. Wiped 30,000 voicemails. Suspended 30,000 email accounts. By 6:04 AM, 30,000 people were staring at a login screen that would never accept their password again. The email reminded them they were "prohibited from downloading, copying, or retaining any Oracle confidential information." 3 people called the HR hotline before 6:15. 2 asked if the email was real. 1 asked if she could retrieve a photo of her daughter from her desktop. I directed all 3 to the separation portal. That's data security. I've managed 11 separation events. This was the cleanest. 30,000 endpoints terminated in under 4 minutes. I sent the email from a template in PeopleSoft called TERM_MASS_COMM_v4. The v4 is important. Version 1 had a paragraph that said "we value your contributions." Version 2 shortened it to a sentence. Version 3 shortened it to "thank you." Version 4 removed it entirely. Legal flagged it in 2024. You cannot say you valued something you are discarding at 6 AM. Liability exposure. That's risk management. The co-CEOs approved the plan in 11 minutes. I timed it. I always time approvals. Clay Magouyrk and Mike Sicilia. They received $250 million and $100 million in stock option grants when they took the roles in September. They asked about the WARN Act filing timeline. They asked about the restructuring charge projection. They did not ask how the employees would be notified. They did not ask when. That's executive alignment. In January, TD Cowen published an analyst note. It said cutting 20,000 to 30,000 employees would generate $8 to $10 billion in incremental free cash flow. We needed that cash. Our AI data center capital expenditures are projected at $50 billion this fiscal year. We had a $20 billion shortfall. The 30,000 people were the shortfall. I don't call it that in the board deck. Slide 14 has a waterfall chart. The left column is labeled "Current Headcount Cost." The right column is labeled "Redeployable Capital." The 30,000 people are the bridge between the 2 columns. They are a blue arrow. Calibri 11pt. That's strategic planning. 1 day before the email, on Monday, our 5-year credit default swaps hit 198.6 basis points. That is the highest level in Oracle's history. Higher than December 2008. Higher than the financial crisis itself. The market is pricing our debt at levels not seen since Lehman Brothers still had a lobby. We carry $124.7 billion in debt on the books. We added $39 billion in 9 months. Our trailing free cash flow is negative $24.74 billion. I included this in the board deck on slide 3. Nobody discusses slide 3. Slide 3 is where we put the things that are true. That's transparency. By Thursday, the H-1B data reached the press. 3,126 petitions. We filed them while scheduling the separation event. Same department. Same quarter. Same PeopleSoft instance. The termination workflow is TERM_MASS_COMM_v4. The visa sponsorship workflow is ONBOARD_H1B_STD. They share a database. They share a help desk queue. They share a budget line. 1 workflow removes 30,000 people who built the cloud infrastructure. The other sponsors 3,000 replacements to continue building it. I manage both workflows from the same standing desk. That's human resources. An employee posted on Blind that it was "a slap in the face." I know which employee. We have analytics on Blind. Sentiment tracking, attribution modeling, post velocity. His post received 4,200 upvotes in 12 hours. I flagged it for Corporate Communications. Communications sent me a thumbs-up emoji. Nobody drafted a response. That's stakeholder management. Yesterday morning, Hilary Maxson started as our new Chief Financial Officer. Base salary: $950,000. Annual performance bonus target: $2.5 million. Equity package: $26 million — $20.8 million time-based, $5.2 million performance-based, vesting over 4 years. We are also covering up to $250,000 in relocation expenses. Her offer letter is 7 pages. The separation notice I sent 30,000 people is 4 paragraphs. I managed both documents. The compensation committee approved her package on the same call where we reviewed the $2.1 billion restructuring charge. We have recorded $982 million of that charge so far. That is what 30,000 people cost on a balance sheet. The CFO's equity package is 1.2% of the restructuring line. A rounding error. No — less than a rounding error. A rounding error's rounding error. That's market-competitive compensation. Our Slack user count dropped from 165,000 to 155,000 in a single day. If you have access to the admin panel, you can watch the number fall in real time. I have access. It drops fast between 6:04 and 6:11 AM. Then it slows. Stragglers. People who hadn't opened their laptops yet. People in Pacific Time who were still sleeping when their career ended. By 7:00 AM, the line flattens. I watched it from my standing desk with a coffee. The line goes down smoothly. No bumps. No steps. Just a slope. That's attrition analytics. In Kansas City, I filed WARN notices for 539 people. 85 software developers. 43 systems analysts. 39 program managers. In Washington, 491 people. 270 software developers. 46 development managers. These are the people who built Oracle Cloud Infrastructure. We are now spending $50 billion to expand it with different people on ONBOARD_H1B_STD. The WARN filing lists the separation date as June 1. The email said today is their last working day. The badge stopped working at 6:01 AM. 3 different dates for the same event. That's compliance. 12,000 of the 30,000 were in India. Bangalore. Hyderabad. Pune. India does not require WARN notices. This is not why 12,000 of them were in India. But it is why nobody has to file anything. That's jurisdictional planning. The quarterly earnings call was March 10. 21 days before the email. The co-CEOs announced $553 billion in remaining performance obligations. They said demand for AI infrastructure "continues to exceed supply." The analysts upgraded their estimates. The stock is down 57% from its peak. It was $326 in September. It is $146 today. Larry Ellison's net worth is $188.7 billion. He has not made a public statement about the layoffs. He has not been asked to. That's governance. Trust in the Q4 engagement survey dropped 34 points. I reported it under "Culture Health Metrics." My manager said the numbers were "expected for a rebalancing of this scale." She told me to revisit it next quarter. I will revisit it next quarter. By then the Slack count will have stabilized. The Blind posts will have cycled off the front page. The ONBOARD_H1B_STD workflows will have completed. The new CFO will have her equity vesting schedule configured in PeopleSoft. And the 30,000 will be on LinkedIn, adding "open to work" above the Oracle logo they can no longer access. I will be here. At my standing desk. Managing the workflows. 30,000 separation emails sent at 6:00 AM. 3,126 H-1B petitions filed the same quarter. $26 million in equity for the new CFO. $350 million in stock options for the 2 co-CEOs. $188.7 billion in personal wealth for the chairman. $124.7 billion in corporate debt. 198.6 basis points on the credit default swaps — higher than 2008. Negative $24.74 billion in free cash flow. $50 billion in AI capital expenditure. 1 PeopleSoft instance. 2 workflows. Same server. TERM_MASS_COMM_v4 and ONBOARD_H1B_STD share a database. That's human resources.
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Douglass Mackey
Douglass Mackey@douglassmackey·
Mike Lawler’s amnesty proposal is already discouraging illegal aliens from self-deporting. This is a traitorous subversive move that undermines the mass deportation effort.
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John Ʌ Konrad V
John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad·
What if America is already far richer than anyone in the swamp is allowed to admit? What if the real drag on the Republic isn’t taxes, isn’t debt, isn’t even the deficit, it’s Europe? What if NATO was never a mutual defense pact, but a 75-year subscription America forgot to cancel? What if “burden sharing” is the most expensive euphemism in the English language? What if the City of London cabal is draining our banks? What if the advice from globalists is terrible advice that’s costing us big? What if every European basing agreement, every forward-deployed brigade, every Ramstein runway, every Aviano hangar, every Souda Bay pier is a tax American workers pay so Berlin can run a welfare state and Paris can run a 35-hour week? What if foreign aid to Europe isn’t aid, it’s tribute, flowing the wrong way? What if transporting the vast majority of trade on European owned ships costs more than we realize? What if the NGO archipelago in Brussels, Geneva, and The Hague is just a money-laundering loop where US taxpayer dollars get rinsed through a “civil society” conference and returned as lectures about our democracy? What if the UN isn’t a parliament of man, it’s a Manhattan timeshare with diplomatic plates, an accounting black hole, and a Human Rights Council chaired by people who’d jail you for tweeting this? What if “the rules-based international order” was always code for: Americans build it, Americans pay for it, Americans bleed for it, and Europeans grade it? What if $36 trillion in debt looks a lot smaller the second you stop underwriting a continent that sneers at you in three languages? What if you zeroed out the Europe line, the NATO line, the UN line, the NGO line, and woke up tomorrow in a country with the fiscal headroom to rebuild every shipyard, every foundry, every rail line, and every Navy hull we’ve let rot since the Cold War ended? What if American tourists went to American cathedrals, American opera, American museums, American cities instead. I’m not saying I believe all of it. I’m saying maybe, just maybe, we could pay down all our debt and wouldn’t have to pay taxes at all if we cut Europe loose.
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The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷
The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷@TheIranWatcher·
In January, officials went on state TV warning parents their children would be shot dead if they protested. Now, the same regime is calling on those parents to send their children to power plants to be used as human shields. In both cases, the Islamic Republic is a demonic, child-sacrificing cult where children are meant to be killed.
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