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@SpainGreatAgain @FCHWPO

Bro said it with his chest like it’s impressive… meanwhile the East is a participation trophy league and Boston still finds ways to get exposed every postseason. Regular season merchants celebrating like they don’t have a decade of choking on their resume. Save the energy for when it actually matters, champs. Talk to me after the playoffs.

50 wins in a gap year ☘️

SGA had 33 on 10-12 shooting. Extraordinary. But Jaylen Brown did a very good job on him. Celtics are right there with OKC as a defensive force.

@hide_your_btch @NBA

@Celticshead @NBA Bruh shut ur mouf

MVP chants for Wemby 👏 He's got 25 PTS and 10 REB as the Spurs are battling in Q4!

@hide_your_btch @NBA And giving up 40+ on defense in every game!

@NBA Lol the media guy Meanwhile the real mvp is dropping 40+ in B2B games

@barstoolsports Uuugh... Na na na naaaaa!!!

Needs To Happen Immediately: Master P Reportedly Wants To Become The Next Head Coach For Arizona State Basketball s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

Refs really wanna UNC to beat VCU! Jesus... Worst refs of the day so far.

@CountDankulaTV I was gonna clean my room, but then I read this post...

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@wonderofscience I'd like to take this time to share a picture of my Eastern Newt, Sir Isaac... 😃

Fascinating timelapse of an alpine newt (Ichthyosaura alpestris) growing from a single cell, into a complete, complex living organism over three weeks. 📽: Jan van Ijken

@newzee1234 @barstoolsports You started spelling out CJ cuz everyone was calling you "Cunt Juice", huh?!

@barstoolsports Anne Hathaway’s performance in the Dark Knight Returns completely derailed her career. She was AWFUL

Kylie Jenner Crushed The Oscars Red Carpet With A Diabolical Dress And Fashion From McKenna Grace, Chase Infiniti, & Anne Hathaway Also Impressed s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@barstoolsports Anne Hathaway at 43 > Kylie Jenner at 28. Easy!

@TheFrankIsola @John_Karalis Talkin 'bout "altered the game"!!!

You just took 43 free throws. Maybe give it a week before you complain about the officiating.

@barstoolsports Who cares?! Let them dance!

RAISE THE BANNER: Auburn Basketball Is On Twitter Trying To Get In The Tournament By Bragging About How They Played Really Good Teams All Year s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@TheDunkCentral Jaylen Brown is easily top 5 in the MVP race! Get Donovan Mitchell all the fuckin way outta here!

NBA.com’s updated MVP Ladder: 1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 2. Victor Wembanyama 3. Nikola Jokić 4. Luka Dončić 5. Cade Cunningham 6. Donovan Mitchell 7. Jaylen Brown 8. Anthony Edwards 9. Kawhi Leonard 10. Jalen Johnson

@KattSkratch @RealSkipBayless GG, but what "battle"? He got a screen every time JB was on him and had Hugo and Schierman covering him most of the night. JB had Caruso n Dort on him, and 3 more collapsing on him soon as he gathered in the paint. Should've got 20+ FTs! How many times Dort trip him and no call?!

@Celticshead @RealSkipBayless Shai won the battle. Clearly. Look at the stats and the +/-

I'm about to unleash a video on what I just saw in the MVP battle between SGA and Jaylen Brown.

@RealSkipBayless "Head to head with Jaylen Brown"?! He got a screen every time Jaylen Brown was on him!! Bitched up.

SGA OUTPLAYED JAYLEN BROWN IN AN MVP SHOWDOWN AS HE BROKE WILT’S UNBREAKABLE RECORD. ALL TIME GREAT!

@soonerokee @RealSkipBayless Yeah, that's a great counterpoint and really negates my statement... Totally!!

@Celticshead @RealSkipBayless JB went 10/25 😭

@Marc_DAmico The didn't miss from 2, and only won by 2. And I'd say we were much more shorthanded than they were. If we see them again... We winning.

Wowwww that was a great look at the buzzer for Pritchard for the win. Hell of a game out in OKC. The Thunder barely hold on for a two-point win. Thoughts? Reactions?

@John_Karalis Sure... But you can think it without broadcasting it. Like, I thought Jaylin Williams' bounce pass in the 2nd was great, but I didn't say shit! 😂

You have to be able to acknowledge when an opponent makes a great play. It's okay to be impressed by guys on other teams.

@John_Karalis Some shit you just keep to yourself... It doesn't have to be tweeted. You're just asking for trouble, no?

That Caruso steal was sick