@feederofcats Do you get a lot of requests from people to come into the rescue to visit all the janky babies?
You could sell tickets! Snuggling Dweeb is an upcharge, of course. He's worth it and he knows it.
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Milkshakes For Fascists
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Milkshakes For Fascists
@CementMilkshake
He/Him. PDX activist. New account, thanks to milkshake boy.
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fundraising idea: I charge people $20 to come snuggle Dweeb for a while. Constant lap time for Dweeb, more money for Dweeb. I'm a genius
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my productivity has taken a huge hit ever since this guy came into the picture. He wants to be snuggled 1000% of the time
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@DavidGoesPlaces Hmmmm who do I trust enough to enforce a “everyone must be wearing a hotdog costume” policy 🤔🤔🤔
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Can I get a will made if I have absolutely zero assets BUT some strong feelings about which bits should be done at my funeral?
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@bedoohan @emiliepfrank They tried the bipartisan centrist thing with Harris. Lost badly.
Maybe the candidate for the Democratic Party should try running as something other than a member of the Republican Party?
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@emiliepfrank Bigger plans for down the road. Mullin will pass anyway and this sells him as bipartisan
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any democratic senator reliably winning their blue state by double digits does not need to do this shit
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Sen. Martin Heinrich (D-N.M.) says he will vote to confirm Markwayne Mullin for DHS Secretary
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@BenGrahamUK Remind me again which chapter and verse details the biblically accurate cream filling of chocolate eggs on Easter.
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Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years.
Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated.
Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs.
When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@bethbourdon @thatlawyerLisa @ogafroman Let it inspire you to find a way! There must be some closing remarks you can shoehorn something into.
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@thatlawyerLisa @ogafroman i will never get to do this in court. :(
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i'm incredibly jealous of afroman's lawyer. what a fun trial to be able to cross examine cops on whether afroman fucked their wives, whether they're a son of a bitch, whether they're a dipshit, and just general trolling of cops via free speech. congrats on your win, @ogafroman!
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May your house be blessed with an infestation as cute as this one
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President Trump says what everyone is thinking.
He’s right.
We shouldn’t be sad when bad people die.
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@feederofcats This guy is going to be an all-time Friends of Bear glow up. Magazine cover worthy.
Can't wait to see him zooming around and eating treats with his new robot face.
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Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute
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@TheWapplehouse I made my little sister watch the Firestarter video and she got so scared she cried and had nightmares. To this day she still refuses to watch it and winces if I even mention it.
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I do. And the only way to see the video for Smack My Bitch Up was to stay up until 1 AM to watch a heavily censored version of it on MTV so here it is uncensored. So good.
Sgt. Mars@Marstucky
@TheWapplehouse Remember when everyone lost their shit over “smack my bitch up”?
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@zeteo_news @mehdirhasan @ChrisVanHollen I don't understand why no mainstream western media is talking about this.
You'd think they would be racing to be the ones to confirm it and break such huge news.
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“Is Benjamin Netanyahu dead?”
@mehdirhasan asks Senator @ChrisVanHollen, who sits on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, what the entire internet is dying to know.
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@FilmThePoliceLA People are going to be throwing lemon pound cake at their precinct for a hundred years.
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@ogafroman There's very little justice in our justice system. It's so good to see you get yours, and a reminder that we CAN prevail in fighting the good fight.
I hope you get to take a victory lap and go fuck those cop's wives. Again.
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@TheWapplehouse The fact that this trial is not on TV shows how modern media has failed us.
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Having a cop testify under oath that he isn’t sure if his wife is fucking Afroman is a level of fucking with the police previously unknown.
Afroman@ogafroman
Attorney - "But we all know that's not true...correct?" Randy (son of a bitch) Walters - "I don't know"
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AI could never match the absurdity of actual cats.
m ⟢@tenofswordz
ai slop of cats pisses me off because you don’t need to edit cats into doing something silly, they do all that anyway
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@CommenceJigglin @Thefactsdude Legal scholars already queuing this one up to teach their students next term.
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@Thefactsdude Ah yes, the classic Pussy Monster defense.
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Afroman Deliberation: Prosecution and defense have now rested their cases; “They pick on Donald Trump all the time and Sleepy Joe”
“It may not be tasteful, but even SNL isn’t nice. Even South Park isn’t nice. You don’t have to like what’s said about you.”
The defamation case against Joe “Afroman” Foreman is now in the hands of the 10 selected jurors.
The defense argued that nothing in Afroman’s songs was factual; they were commentary on society.
It was highlighted that even the deputies knew it was a joke stating that they brought a Lemon Pound Cake to a Christmas Party.
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude
I am praying that day 3 of the Afroman defamation trial will bring us just as many clippable moments as day 2 😂
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@CementMilkshake @T0THEFL0WERS @esjesjesj And this is why that word has lost any and all meaning. Not a single thing I said was remotely racist, you’re the exact person I was talking about though.
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They are constantly discovering what medical plazas are
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
30 healthcare businesses registered to one old run-down building with brand new luxury cars I’m sure it’s all totally legit
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@DirtCobain28 @T0THEFL0WERS @esjesjesj Sounds like you're just a racist searching for like-minded racists to reinforce your racist beliefs.
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@T0THEFL0WERS @CementMilkshake @esjesjesj They haven’t. Impossible to debunk something as blatant as the learing center. People are just upset that it’s a right leaning white guy showing fraud committed by minorities. Guarantee if don lemon was showing fraud committed on this scale by a white group you would be for it.
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@PardonMyPain Funny that the big metal creature only eats wood.
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