The gay agenda's baldest soldier

If you don’t have at least one person in the band who wears shorts (preferably cutoff) with a long sleeve band t that just shreds like stupid you’re doing it wrong

Hey guys, maybe Ehlers would have wanted to come to Detroit if we didn’t chant a quarterback’s name at our games… Just a thought!

STL puts Nick Leddy on waivers

This “modern deathcore sucks” sentiment I see being expressed implies the existence of “classic era deathcore” and I’m wondering are people really listening to Job For A Cowboy and Carnifex being like “fuck yeah dude, back when deathcore was *real *and meant something 😤🤟” ?

they should be caffeine free energy drinks like they have N/A Beer

cigarettes are always “bad for you” but you can really feel it in the summer. a winter cig is invigorating a summer cig you can literally feel the poison pumping into your body

Too soon?

Not a lot of you hardcore and metal guitar players down pick everything like a real bad ass anymore and I think it needs to be discussed more

Does the federal government really need all this land? I like beavers and elk, but how much space do they need?

if your band doesn’t have at least one fat guy in it ya aren’t any good I don’t make the rules, I just abide by them