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im like sisyphus only instead of pushing a boulder up a mountain i eat 5 meals a day at mcdonalds and shit out of a hole in my torso
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i'd hesitate to call that a film! ⛓️brittle_bullet⛓️
le cinéma Katılım Haziran 2012
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To the guy at St Andrews who vibe checked me for wearing a shirt for "some band nobody's ever heard of" (Walls of Jericho): I followed you home and you're in big big trouble
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@ranmasaotome96 i love that despite dave being an absolute tool that rust in peace is universally accepted as badass
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I can see the angry Pavement fans already.
Nutsack dealer@Nutsackdealer
@ranmasaotome96 Albums you love by artists you hate.
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what Barack Obama would say if you walked up to him in a video game and pressed A
Barack Obama@BarackObama
The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.
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@Fartviolence that's a rerun i thought u were talking about a new episode my bad
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@gothbono Lansing and mid mi homies cliqued up against self absorbed for highschool level interpersonal beef
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When the Mi scene beef feels like high school... Bruh what are we even doing fr.
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posting shit like “the Easter bunny is trans” on Facebook and when my dad’s friends try and argue with me I just reply “look it up dumbass”
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life hack: put a bunch of simpsons trivia cards on your bed and grab a card each time you get the urge to check your phone
Pander 🇵🇸@PanderShirts
People say “no screens 30-60 minutes before bed helps you sleep better” but what the fuck am i supposed to do an hour before sleep then
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@dannarebb you couldn't pay me to listen to the chats absolutely noxious band
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Bro last night was a genderless burger experience
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