Lenny ⛤⃝

Lenny Shaffer (Jones) •mv/ms •triggering dark and adult themes •former junkie •vampire •clairvoyant

@IEndWhatIRevive "I'm alright, thank you. Why don't we put on a tv show or something while we wait for whatever that is to kick in?"

@CemeteryxBoy " Then ... I suppose you can hang for a bit. There's beer in the fridge. Help yourself."

He has no idea what kind of pill they just gave him... he hopes it's not a laxative.

@IEndWhatIRevive "I mean yeah, that's true. What if I promise not to judge you?"

@CemeteryxBoy " It could be embarrassing. "

@IEndWhatIRevive "Why no?"

@CemeteryxBoy " Now that you mention it, yes but also no."

@IEndWhatIRevive "Pretty sure that boils down to personal preference. Do you want someone to watch over you?"

@CemeteryxBoy " Oh. I never thought about those types of drugs. ... Erm, no I don't, do I need someone to watch over me?"

@IEndWhatIRevive "I mean there's a ton of drugs that could just kill you, but odds are more likely you'll just hallucinate so out of the two possibilities, yeah hallucinating is the better bet. You got someone to watch you while you potentially trip balls or fall apart in the bathroom?"

@CemeteryxBoy Is there anything worse than having stomach cramps and the sudden urge to go poopy? Cause I don't think there is... I'd much rather hallucinate. "

❛𝑴𝒂𝒎𝒂, 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒛𝒆.ᐟ❜ 🪰 independent portrayal 🪰 triggers 🪰 not affiliated w. Gerard Way #GoodOmens #SPN #AmericanGods #Sandman

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Not sure I love that someone threw the G-Virus on the tl. This is about to be a wild day.

Not sure I want to be awake.

@IEndWhatIRevive Oh..

@ST38BINS Want to make it a pinkie promise?

@CemeteryxBoy Good. Thank you.

well yes

@ST38BINS . . . I promise.

@CemeteryxBoy Promise it. Right now.

@ST38BINS Do you actually think I'd do that after you said you didn't want it?

@CemeteryxBoy I need you to promise you won't turn me into a vampire.

@cauldronlakes It happens to me a lot, it's actually a problem.

@CemeteryxBoy Happens to the best of us.

I don't know what this means.

Late night gym time.

@ST38BINS Do you need a snickers?

@CemeteryxBoy Cry about it.

@ST38BINS That hurts my feelings.

@CemeteryxBoy You are a child.

@ST38BINS Using the word period in this conversation is pretty funny.

@CemeteryxBoy I don't want to drink blood. Period.

@cauldronlakes I wasn’t sad, just disappointed I didn't catch on.

@CemeteryxBoy You're good. Cheer up a little.