𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗

Be ready to wait for a long while. That's always how it goes.

At least publish your book first. It'll sell better when you're declared dead.

@R1CHIEHARKNESS // that tweet was bait for me specifically

@cauldronlakes [ I FUCKING KNEW YOUR ASS WERE GONNA MAKE ALAN SAY IT / AFFECTIONATE / LH

I do NOT recommend that

@cauldronlakes .

@CemeteryxBoy Happens to the best of us.

@cauldronlakes I wasn’t sad, just disappointed I didn't catch on.

I don't know what this means.

@eurydicelight I guess so. I've never thought of picking labels like that.

@cauldronlakes Oh! It's very accurate! D'ya think yours is accurate?

@eurydicelight I'm asking you!

@cauldronlakes ... Almost?

@CemeteryxBoy You're good. Cheer up a little.

@cauldronlakes Oh, right.... Sorry.

@CemeteryxBoy Easy, I was just joking around.

@cauldronlakes I didn't call you an idiot, it's easy to forget other people nearby might be able to see your screen is all.

@CemeteryxBoy I'm old, not an idiot.

@cauldronlakes Hopefully your research goes well, maybe don't do said research in public locations.

@CemeteryxBoy Huh. Interesting. I have some research to do.

@cauldronlakes Well to be fair it's not exactly right cuz it implies you're dominant. But dominating and topping aren't mutually exclusive. Submissive tops exist as well as dominant bottoms. Basically it's implying you're a top that's caring and kind.

@eurydicelight So it's almost accurate?

@cauldronlakes I was curious when I was given mine. "Vers that gives off top in every way that matters. " I enjoy both roles.

@CemeteryxBoy I gathered that much. I've never heard these terms before.

@cauldronlakes It's a sex role thing.

// lrt being the plot of alan wake /hj

my child self: do we grow up to become a hero? me (covered head to toe in blood): YOU NEED TO KILL YOU NEED TO KILL YOU NEED TO YOU NEED TO KILL YOU NEED TO KILL KILL YOU MUST KILL YOU NEED

@CemeteryxBoy I think I'm just old.

@cauldronlakes New to the internet?

@eurydicelight Oh. Y'know, that's smart.

@cauldronlakes I... googled.

@eurydicelight Where do you learn these things?

@cauldronlakes You're dominant in bed but while remaining sweet in the role.