Shadjak

@Steezehuman Elonia Muskello

Who is this? Wrong answers only

@Kristinartz Sounds like a hygiene problem.

When a lady is beautiful, educated, has money but still single at an advanced age, what could be the "problem"?

@ohhanxiety Nothing a small 9 volt battery can't fix...

What is your first thought when you see a Nose ring

@DanAnderson5970 @daddyYo2539 Never said it wasn't their money. Dumbass

@CenzoJim @daddyYo2539 Their money. Wake up!

There’s a hilarious story about President Obama’s visit to Estela, a restaurant in NYC — and the staff who were there still talk about it till today. Obama and Michelle came in for dinner, calm and friendly. Meanwhile, Secret Service quietly positioned themselves around the...

@DeepPurple007 @daddyYo2539 What? Did he not send Iran pallets of cash and gold? Totally factual.

@CenzoJim @daddyYo2539 He didn't wait until he left. He released some of their frozen assets as part of the agreement that kept Iran from developing nuclear weapons. Get your facts straight.

@chris_hazelman @daddyYo2539 Just flushing out and exposing the brain dead, terminal TDS afflicted.

@CenzoJim @daddyYo2539 Well done, you have embarrassed yourself on an international forum by demonstrating your stupidity. Is this a natural talent or something you worked at.

@chris_hazelman @daddyYo2539 The one they violated and used the assets to enrich more uranium...

@CenzoJim @daddyYo2539 Returned Iran's frozen funds you mean after they signed the nuclear deal. The one that Trump ripped up leading us to the current middle east mess.

@Kristinartz Is your neighbor from South Asia too?

My neighbor is 66, but she still dresses and acts like she's much younger. What do you think I should do?

@TheLeoTerrell What would you expect with a Muslim mayor?

Message to Mayor of NYC!

@RealCDRCHOP @DanBurmawy They get fucked in perpetuity

@DanBurmawy What do Muslim women get in the afterlife?

A single intercourse with one of the virgins of paradise will last seventy thousand years. The Islamic afterlife isn’t about communion with God, spiritual enlightenment, or divine wisdom, it’s a carnal, male-centered fantasy of unlimited sexual gratification. Islamic texts describe these women as perpetual virgins, untouched, and designed solely for the pleasure of men. “Indeed, We have produced the women of Paradise in a [new] creation. And made them virgins, devoted [to their husbands] and of equal age.” (Quran 56:35-37) “Fair ones reserved in pavilions. Untouched before by any man or jinn.” (Quran 55:72-74) Hadith collections affirm that after every act of intercourse, these “virgins” miraculously return to a state of virginity so the process can be repeated endlessly. These heavenly beings are not just virgins, they are physically exaggerated to fulfill male fantasies: Large, round breasts:“Indeed, for the pious there is a triumph… full-breasted companions of equal age.” (Quran 78:31-33) The Arabic term kawa‘ib in 78:33 literally means “firm, swelling breasts.” Big, lustrous eyes:“They will have maidens with intensely white skin and large black eyes, as if they were hidden pearls.” (Quran 52:20) Glowing, hairless, smooth skin:“If one of the women of paradise were to appear to the people of the earth, she would fill the space between heaven and earth with light and fragrance.” (Tirmidhi, 2538) Muhammad explicitly stated that men in paradise will have endless sexual stamina, never experiencing fatigue. The virgins, in turn, never get tired, never say no, and are always ready for intercourse. The Prophet was asked, “O Messenger of Allah, do we have sexual intercourse in Paradise?” He replied: “Yes, by the One in Whose Hand is my soul, a man will have sexual intercourse with a hundred virgins in one morning.” (Ibn Majah, 4337) Another hadith states that men will be given the strength of 100 men in sexual performance. (Tirmidhi, 2536) According to Al-Suyuti, a famous Islamic scholar: “The believer will be given such and such strength in paradise for intercourse… A single intercourse with one of the virgins of paradise will last seventy thousand years.” (Al-Suyuti, Al-Haba’ik fi Akhbar al-Mala’ik) These “virgins” don’t need to poop, pee, or sweat, they exist for one purpose: eternal male pleasure. “They will neither urinate, defecate, nor suffer from phlegm or mucus. Their sweat will be musk.” (Muslim, 2834) “They will be hairless except for their eyebrows and eyelashes.” (Tirmidhi, 2536) A believer doesn’t get just one virgin, he gets dozens, or even hundreds. “A martyr will have 72 virgins.” (Tirmidhi, 1663) “The lowest rank of a person in paradise will have 80,000 servants and 72 wives.” (Ibn Majah, 4337) While men are promised an endless supply of sex slaves, the fate of women in Islam’s paradise is nonexistent or humiliating. Women in Islamic eschatology exist only for men’s pleasure, nothing else. While other religions speak of enlightenment, unity with God, or transcendent joy, Islam offers a pornographic fantasy land where men indulge in endless sex, alcohol, and servitude. What kind of God rewards faithfulness with an eternal orgy? What kind of religion reduces the afterlife to a hypersexualized playground? This is not spiritual. This is not divine. This is the theology of a man who designed an afterlife to justify his own sexual obsessions. And yet, Muslims claim Islam is the most moral and pure religion. Islam’s paradise is nothing more than a cosmic brothel.

I knew it was over for GR when the looting and BLM signs started popping up all over in support of the George Floyd incident. Downtown storefront windows were smashed and BLM signs everywhere. The end of a long era of civility in GR. Now, girls will be boys and boys will be girls as the city devolves into chaos...

BREAKING NEWS: Double murder at Roosevelt Park in Grand Rapids over a game of soccer. Children were playing, a suspect approached and a verbal altercation started, which led to the suspect pulling out a firearm and shooting a child. An adult female family member came to the aid the victim and was shot. 7 or 8 other children witnessed the double murder.

@DefiantLs You reap what you sow... It's just that simple

Liberal on TikTok: “I made a stupid video about the president, the far right found it and posted it on Twitter, and then got me fired from my job”

@_iamlougotti Bo Jackson

Name an athlete you would love to see with an injury free career I’ll start with Andrew Luck

@PeriklesGREAT Blood, Sweat and Tears Spinning Wheel

What does he have on his 8-Track ? 🎸🎵🎹🎻🥁

@G5II11 8

صحيت الصباح ولقيت يدي كذا… ليش يصير هذا؟ وش أسوي؟

@overton_news Just your average all American girl tryin to get by...slap her upside the head with a pork chop.

President Trump is in rare form this afternoon. He just called out Rep. Ilhan Omar for marrying her brother to enter the U.S. “Darling, I love you very much. Goodnight brother, let’s go to bed.” The entire event erupted in laughter. TRUMP: “Then she married her brother to come in, I don’t know…” “But I would imagine they’re looking at her — I have nothing to do with it. I would imagine.” “Of course I have nothing to do with it, but I believe she married her brother to come in, which is totally illegal.” “Although, it’s a lovely couple actually, but it’s a little… it’s a little bit on the illegal side.” “Darling I love you very much. Good night brother, let’s go to bed.” [Audience erupts in laughter] “Isn’t she despicable? I can’t stand watching.” “Did you see last month she accidentally checked the wrong box that said she’s worth $38 million?” “And law enforcement came after her for that and all of a sudden she was worth less than $80,000 and she said it was an accounting error.” “Not a very good accountant was it?” “Their whole life is based on fraud and a scam.” “The whole thing is a scam and we oughta get those people the hell out of our country.”

@catturd2 It's not... The whole thing was made up by the disgruntled 'victim' who she fired.

How can this be real.

@Sxnt1_Sxndxval Cut your losses and don't look back....

Acabo de cancelar mi boda, a solo dos semanas del evento, porque revisé el celular de mi prometida y descubrí que tiene una cuenta de ahorros secreta con más de $50,000 USD de la que nunca me habló. Llevamos tres años viviendo juntos y durante todo ese tiempo yo he pagado el 80% de los gastos, incluyendo la renta, las cenas y hasta sus vacaciones, bajo la premisa de que ella "apenas llegaba a fin de mes" con su sueldo. Incluso me endeudé con un préstamo personal para pagar la mitad de la fiesta de la boda que ella tanto quería, mientras ella decía que no podía aportar más porque estaba "en cero". Cuando la confronté, no me pidió perdón; me gritó que yo era un acosador por invadir su privacidad y que ese dinero es su "fondo de emergencia por si las cosas salen mal", algo que su madre le aconsejó tener siempre en secreto. Mis amigos dicen que exageré, que al final es su dinero y que no hubo una infidelidad física, así que no debería tirar tres años a la basura. Yo siento que viví con una estafadora que me dejó cargar con todo el peso financiero mientras ella acumulaba una fortuna a mis espaldas. Ella dice que si la amara, su cuenta bancaria no me importaría. Yo digo que la confianza se rompió para siempre. ¿Ustedes qué harían? ¿Es válido tener secretos financieros así en una relación o es una traición total? Los leo.

@C_3C_3 Speaking of ugly...

Debbie “Ramen” Schultz will lose her seat in Congress with Florida’s new map. Things getting ugly for the Democrats….