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This Blueco Behdad structure won’t work in 1000 years. Maresca was my last line. They will defo get another young manager and the cycle continues. I stop myself here until Behdad and his minions get out of this club.

Why isn’t Reece James overlapping under maresca? Why isn’t Reece James holding width under maresca? Why is Reece James playing in midfield under maresca? Why is Maresca benching Reece James today? Dumb son of a bitches. The lot of you.

@sparkliin @ManCity You are not a Chelsea fan if you are begging like this

Dear @ManCity My name is Nneoma, a proud Chelsea fan, writing on behalf of Chelsea supporters, the blue cartel, and all reasonable football lovers worldwide. I’m here to beg you and also warn you that under no circumstances must you drop a single point from now until the end of the season. Chelsea travel to the Emirates this Sunday to face Arsenal, and I want to assure you that they will not be taking all three points from that game. Should it come to it, we would gladly sacrifice three points at Stamford Bridge for you and risk the top four rather than witness Arsenal lifting the league title. Watching Arsenal fans cry is sweeter than Chelsea making the top four. Do not drop a single point until May. Not one. Not even by mistake. Don’t try it. This is bigger than rivalry. This is about public sanity. You are the only ones who can save football from the unbearable noise pollution that would erupt from North London should the unthinkable happen. You are the last line of defense between football peace and unbearable North London noise pollution. The ball is in your half. Yours sincerely, A concerned and slightly dramatic Chelsea fan, in anti-noise solidarity. Thank you 💙

@ADarkM0ment @Muskstaycalm @forallcurious You need to die first.

@Muskstaycalm @forallcurious Where? Can you lead me there?

🚨: Quantum Immortality suggests that you can’t die, because every time you “die,” you shift into a universe where you survived

This is the funniest version of this game so far.🤣🤣🤣

just retweet 😂😭😭

@OlayinkaSuraj It’s the Champions League. You can’t expect Qarabag in the best last 16 Teams.

Are you saying we qualified top 8 only to meet either Newcastle or PSG? What’s the essence of the top 8 then?

All you have to do is repost it to an arsenal fan timeline 🤣

Don’t say anything , just retweet and laugh 😂

@CFCWires Why should we sacrifice when there are other clubs who can do that

this is a must-lose game unfortunately, I'd take a season in the europa league over arteta touching a league title

@rjb_1998 There’s no what if in this situation for spurs

What if spurs win the CL and get relegated, is there a plan in place for that

In Britain it rains till July then it’s unbearably hot for 6 weeks before rain resumes.

Don't say anything guys, just repost. 😭😭

If you're British this is so typical that nobody even realised we were on a 41 day streak.

🔵🚨| Palmer after the game: “I don’t even know how I’ll sleep, knowing I missed a chance from two yards that could’ve won us the game.” He needs our support in this difficult time.

Look at Eddie Howe trying to go to win from the off against Man City with Newcastle. 3-0 down in 30 minutes, Rosenior spoke facts here, if he did that and Arsenal scored. It's game over early, kept Chelsea in the game, put attackers on to try win it at the end. Came up short.

The ridiculous situation corners have got to now. The VAR/ref can't give anything as the ball isn't deemed live but Joao Pedro has 0 chance of then getting back in front of his man and being a threat at the corner. 🤷‍♂️

He didn't get a yellow for that. Saliba didn't get a yellow for pulling down Joao Pedro in the box which should have also been a pen. And so many more occasions where Arsenal players didn't get a single card while Chelsea got cards for smaller fouls. Anyways, the aim is to gift Arsenal trophies this season since there's always a "strategic method to have a new winner each season" so we can't do anything about it

@Mghazake He has full beliefs in his team

This is what we call composure,no panicking when your team is losing

@BalkanEmpire08 This was my thought when I saw it. Those who said he was scared probably never been in a street fight.

Hell nah, Joao Pedro was creating distance to put work in. You don't push someone first if you're scared, wtf you talking about. But Sanchez going for the standing rear naked choke on Todibo was my favorite moment of the game. As much as I've been mudding Sanchez over the years, I'm loving this version of him. 👏👏

What on earth is Badiashile on? The amount of ball watching/lack of awareness from these centre backs in embarsssing. It’s every game. Either Fofana, Badiashile, Chalobah… In this case, he doesn’t even attempt to play the ball?