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Chrystal Grcevich

@CgrcevichAuthor

Snarkmaster 9000. Author. I love to write, draw, kick things, etc. I pronounce my name: Crystal Grcdsferfeefrwgerg-ch. It should sound like trolls eating bones.

Las Vegas, NV Katılım Ocak 2018
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
Stalked by the Angel of Death and forced to ally with questionable creatures, Elizabeth is the key to stopping the extinction of humanity. Her defiance and arrogance, however, might send everyone over the edge. Check out Waiting to Breathe today! amzn.to/37tK8zn
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
Just popping in for a two month update… I somehow have two dogs now. Meet Kaiser. ❤️
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
@rayzhell18 Also, our last pot (B60) lasted THIRTEEN YEARS, and we had to beat it to death to run.
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
Merry Christmas to those that celebrate, and happy holidays for anyone who celebrates something else! #feckinggrandpa doesn’t always show appreciation in typical ways, but I think he appreciates his new Keurig. 🥰
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
@rayzhell18 Thanks, Ray! You and yours too!! Yes. No one has ever watched a coffee pot so intently in all of history. He was trying to argue that the 8oz setting was not, in fact, 8oz. To which I say: get the measuring cup! YOU FOOL. 😂😂 @keurig : thanks for making #feckinggrandpa’s day
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
@ChuckS65 I mean, again… desirability is subjective to the HIGHEST degree. Taking one fraction of what one may consider attractive (which is generally looks, but can be a plethora of things, thus the “quotes”, which I narrowed to only physical appearance). Could be everything AND nothing.
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
I body-check a lot, and it’s really unhealthy. You’d think it would mean that my ED 100% means I try to stay thin, but it’s much more disordered than that. I measure with my hands. Three hands’ width? Okay. Two hands’ width? Better. Four hands’ width? Omg!! I’m sooooo fat.
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
@authormbdavis It comes to a point where I just piss everyone off while proving a point that no one seems to see. 😂
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
The older I get, the more I place myself into a more realistic category on the Good-Evil, Lawful-Chaotic scale. Today, I realized that I’m firmly Chaotic Good. I’m NOT disappointed with the discovery. Where does everyone place themselves?
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@CgrcevichAuthor Oh, I love stew. Great job. I like your measuring technique. Does two hands equal one boob?
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
@authormbdavis I’m always trying to rally my coworkers against “the man.” Then I stop doing what I tell the others to do, so I can watch “the man” flounder a bit. So it’s definitely to my detriment. 😂
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
I guess, what I’m saying is that THIS is how disordered thoughts run. I’m comparing myself to others CONSTANTLY to the point of never being satisfied. But I’m rarely judging the “others.” Just me. And it sucks. So my weight and my perception is a constant tornado of “feels.”
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Chrystal Grcevich@CgrcevichAuthor·
And so I pretend to NOT care. And compare myself to the cute lady walking down the aisle at work who is DEFINITELY heavier than me. But then the skinny one walks by, and I’m all: wow. She thinks I’m a whale! Does she? Is my face FAT? Why don’t these pants fit?
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