Chapo.chach

And once I hit that blunt, I can’t bring myself to give a fuck

Looking at old photos of myself like I’m my dead wife

That was cunty of you

You bitches have me soooo fucked up

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

Marijuana is the lube I use to slide through life

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal and asexual

Idk how i get myself into this scenario all the time lol

This hangover is kicking my ass

sleeping on the couch is underrated when it's not for imminent divorce type reasons

Everyone talking about 2016 but don’t wanna bring up the xandemic

Might've been the villain.. but I was right

18 days into 2026

I go on twitter, talk to myself, then leave.

Going to sleep w you on my mind

“I wish i could switch twinks”

i heard someone say, “What a privilege it is to outgrow the stuff you once settled for.” And honestly, it absolutely is