Chad Shoppa

@PaulMarcoe Nuclear Holocaust

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

As a kid it was a badge of honor to have my hair smell like cigarettes for hours after bowling. How's that for sheltered? Lol

@nickimoraa I don't care about offensive smells, but some colognes and candles give me a crushing headache. Lol, I told me co-worker about her candle and she didn't care. (shrugs)

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@james_xond Secure (as opposed to insecure)

What’s it called when you enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone??

@NatashaCL7 I use both, depending on my mood of the day. I prefer grey... but sometimes my inner taskmaster demands Proper GRAY.

Honestly, I’m a 41 year-old published author of three novels, and I still don’t know if it’s gray or grey. Okay? 🤷‍♀️🤣

@Bloke_Baz Help others.

During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

@1ssve I have done it twice, and it worked out for me. No one died. HOWEVER, I really can't recommend it. There is a razor thin line between badass and dumbass. :) The times I left jobs with another one lined up were so much better!

People who quit their job without another one lined up are built different. They aren’t scared of anything

@layxsnv Been working since 16, not counting farm stuff. I've never been burned out on work itself, but I sure have gotten burned out at specific jobs, companies and people. Some situations just suck.

Anyone else start working at 14-16 and feel completely burned out as an adult?

@fairiehaze Prrrrfection

What would you name this cat?

@mrmikeMTL I would be smuggling spice for Jabba the Hutt.

what would your job be today if you had followed your childhood dream?

@MikeBales Dang. I already ate dinner. But I could go for an apocalypse slice right about now...! And why not?

I'm just going to go ahead and order pizza tonight. If it's going to be the end of the world as we know it, I'm getting garlic bread too.

@skunk_bucketss Bee tells you both to buzz off. "Don't stand nectar me, honey." Yep, that's the best I could do. Spent 10 minutes. (shrugs)

At Dunkin’ Donuts there was a bee in front of me and I said are you gonna order man and the cashier did not find that funny

@chefsevenn I drain them, splash on some soy sauce and eat them from the can. Sometimes I sprinkle dried onions on. :)

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

One thing's for sure: the word 'BREAKING' is going to get broken from overuse this week. Transfer portal drama.

@GPAIndiana Spiderninja

I am pretty sure this violates at least a couple of laws of physics! 🤣 That was Amazing

@DallasJonesy 2026: hold my beer.

“I’m haunted by 2023.” Number 22 is really the boogeyman😮‍💨

@RickyDoggin Yes absolutely. LOL preferably with 1/3 the gravy. But would NOT turn it down. :)

Would You Eat This?

@HuesmannKyle So far, I'm feeling a lot less butthurt that the Hawkeyes got demolished by this UCLA team.

I got a lot of hate from UConn fans for saying UCLA was the best team in the country.

@cutiieepie6 Mortimer 'Gus' Hausmittens

We need a rediculous old boy name.

@james_xond Wall phone. Or you just showed up.

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?