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John X
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I’d absolutely cry if my first ex passed away, because that person was once important in my life so I’m allowed to grieve…I wish my current partner would get upset, that’s petty as hell.
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@tekitou142 @zolge1 It does for a bit, but it's the same as the burn that you feel on your tongue except on your asshole. I personally like the way it burns on the way out, too, i'm just a freak 🤷
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彼がどこの国の何者か知らない。
大皿いっぱいの豚肉の角煮に、唐辛子のソースを大量にぶっかけ、野っぱらで一人むさぼり食っている。
風貌からして多分彼にも妻や子がいるかもしれない。しかしそれらは放ったらかしにして、好きなだけ好きなように唐辛子に火の息を吐きつつ豚肉を食っている。
当然辛いだろう。しかし彼は陶然として唐辛子の刺激に酔いつつ、ひたすらに肉にかぶりつく。酒も必要ないらしい。
蛮勇である。何万年もの間、男たちが思い描いてきた素朴な夢の一つを彼は今実現している。唐辛子の前は胡椒や岩塩であったろう。
なぜ我々は大皿いっぱいの豚肉を、幼児のように独り占めして貪り食っていないのだろう。やろうと思えば今日にもできる。小賢しい理屈をつけてやらないのだ。
この男になりたい。
Heritage Medicine@DrPaiwanFan
Chilli 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶
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@prasinussolari @RealPostFolder Kinda ironic coming from someone that defends illegals invading America
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@rosegoldleaves @_Diplopia_ @RealPostFolder Said by someone without a lick of parenting ability. Sure, lets just have my kid eat 5000+ Kcal while snooping behind our back. Totally wont cement some form of eating disorder they have.
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@_Diplopia_ @RealPostFolder And that matters why? Still fucking shitty of his parents.
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@A1cr_Official @rkitchencels This sounds like some mental gymnastics bullshit
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@rkitchencels She said aromantic, she doeant have romantic feelins. She can still experience platonic, aesthetic, sexual, and sensual attraction. Makong out with someone isnt necissarily romance. Its way more to the side of sensual and sexual.
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@Holoswag @ElSupremeWeeb @KrystalWolfyAlt I wonder how Superman got to being the local witch doctor. He also doesnt have to marry Jimmy and the ape, but "I'm witchdoctor tho"
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@ElSupremeWeeb @KrystalWolfyAlt I would love if someone just made more Invincible covers that are just mock ups of 'Superman is a Jerk' marketing stunts
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@schrondonowitz @Z3R0CH177 Brother, you're French. Only recently sre you and a few others considered white.
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@Z3R0CH177 look, i have to deal with blacks and arabs on a daily basis so i understand and know the hate you have but i've been around the medieval blacks for years now and i can tell that they are whiter in theyr actions and souls than many white dude i've seen
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as a guy who's been to medieval larp event since over 5 years, i feel comfortable to say that black people in these events are allways unironicaly the most chill and non problematic dudes arround, they're super rarely drunk, never get pushy or annoying with women and bring an amazing vibe to the place they're in, i remember sining "wiskey in the jar" and "the foggy dew" with one dude who looked like bob marley in a tavern once and it was peak.
ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП @wendeeluvz
🤣 This fool right here got me dying! 😭 ☠️💯🏰🤘🏼⚔️🏴☠️
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@MrJustinTime24 @macad0ci0us @sugarsmorecake Well if one skit is about a person while the other skit made in responde is about a person's race. I dunno, one could lean on the racist side more than the other.
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@macad0ci0us @sugarsmorecake I mean.. what? I thought Druskis skit was funny. The whole widow targeting part, meh. But shit was funny. Just like his skit in nascar was funny. I’m just saying, why is it only okay to be funny when white people are being made the butt if a joke, but it’s racist the other way?
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Skit is just gonna be fried chicken and watermelon jokes with maybe a little crime statistics which is something we’ve never seen be joked about before ever
Pubity@pubity
Jake Paul is planning to do a blackface skit in response to Druski's Erika Kirk parody.
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@Nerdy_Weirdo This movie is literally propaganda for the Islamist regime because they hated that kids liked Ben 10 more than their violent sexist Arabian death cult.
Let's be glad the regime that made this is now being overthrown. 🟩🦁🌞🟥
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The watch gets destroyed, and that bracelet is given to Ben because he’s realizes that the power of God is more powerful than any alien. I’m not joking. That’s the actual plot.
Out Of Context International Dubs@OutOfContxtDubs
Movie: Ben 10: Secret of The Omnitrix Language: Persian Country: Iran
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@Karl98Kurz Moisturizer for calloused hands exist, too. O'Keefe, Burt's Bees, and a few other products. Having calluses is fine, but having dry, rough, ashy calluses are not. They're also more prone to tearing when dry like that.
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Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.
LUIS@luisomor
Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week
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@LadyBleach @CaptAmazo Yeah cuz they actually wanna get it done. Osha just slows things down. Boots, safety glasses, harness when you're on a roof can't use the whole ladder..rules from people who never worked.
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The job only looks hard because he's doing it badly
Amani@Ajtanger
Name a job harder than this
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@AnimeDailyPost The people crying for the poor anime demon girl, are the same people who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder...... I'm not exaggerating.
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@RuivaMaisa_ Ela fez muita coisa errada mas pensa em uma personagem gata slk. Quando ela ficou com cabelo longo e com as cicatrizes, ela ficou mais linda ainda. Ela mereceu o fim que levou, mas ainda assim linda de rosto, corpo e personalidade (apesar de ser surtada ela era calorosa).
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Um "não" foi um preço muito barato a se pagar considerando tudo o que ela fez.
Anime Aesthetics@anime_
“The worst he can say is no”
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@CenTexLib You take one example and try to apply it to all. You're just a retard. HOW WAS COVID 19 HANDLED HUH? Majority of modern doctors are nothing more than money grubbing parasites whose sole purpose is to make sure patients remain ill so they can siphon their life and money forever.
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Steve Jobs was diagnosed in 2003 with what was basically the only curable form of pancreatic cancer that there is. They were fortunate to catch it early.
But Jobs declined the surgery, insisting instead on alternative medicine.
He eventually realized he was wrong, but too late.
Yet another casualty of eccentrics with big egos thinking that *they* know better than the doctors.
You can read about it in the Walter Isaacson biography on Jobs.
Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge
Final photograph of Steve Jobs mere days before his unfortunate passing on October 5, 2011, due to pancreatic cancer.
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@RyteSideUp @memeticsisyphus Actually, bbq is for when I slap it on my nuggets
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@memeticsisyphus The problem comes from American idiots who don’t know that there is a difference between a “cookout” where you cook burgers and hot dogs and “BBQ” where you cook something low and slow for hours.
When people don’t use the right term, it confuses the uninformed observer.
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I once had a comment saying Americans don’t know what it’s like to slow cook meat on an open flame and it struck me how little most of the world understands American daily life or culture.
RT@RT_com
Pete Hegseth's Defense Department reportedly buys $22 mil worth of LUXURY STEAK and LOBSTER The purchase was part of a larger 'end of year spending frenzy' of its 'immense budget' Unrelated footage of Hegseth DEVOURING a steak in NYC 2024
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I commissioned somebody for my original model, close to 1k. Explained I was getting an iPhone so I could use tongue out, lean, etc..
I was SO excited when I got her..
Just to find out she wasn’t completed.
I’ve sent MULTIPLE emails trying to reach out, but it’s been a few years now… and yeah..
😭😭
Ti 📿🪷 VGen@Abortius
I commissioned an Artist and they decided to change my VTuber design “to suit their art style better” 🥲 How is removing all his key features is a style choice?? 😭 Why accept a comm if you can’t draw the client’s request? 🧍♂️
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@FlashersUnder40 @AbdulElSayed Ill do even better than him with the same gear
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Vaccines work. And this is not how you leg press.
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy
Leg day in Austin.
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