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Unexpected, but much appreciated on the trails this am. #trailrunning #running #runners

@runyogadoughnut I prefer to eat a lot of raw broccoli before I go to the dentist. "Get to work, doc."

Running Podcasts to Keep You Entertained buff.ly/2F9t8jH #thursdaythoughts #podcast

@FueledbyLOLZ Love this. Thanks!

Pro Tip: To maximize speed, always run against the rotation of the earth. #science #runchat chafinrunningclub.com

Looking for great running advice? Go to @runnersworld. Looking for off the cuff banter and a community of mid- to back-of-the-packers who don't take it too seriously? Check out chafinrunningclub.com #running #runnerproblems

@UltraRunnerPod @runner_kc @Rundoctor74 think y'all forgot the #firstworldproblems hashtag. 😁

@runner_kc @Rundoctor74 Same goes for small oranges with seeds. My opinion: If they're small and orange, they're Cuties, and Cuties have no seeds. Apparently the produce guy at Trader Joe's disagreed with me.

Grapes with seeds should be illegal. The only people who buy them are idiots who want seedless grapes but don’t read the signs (like me 🤦🏼‍♀️) #supermarketscrewup

@Hipster_Runner @DisnyRunr24 if you want to end up on an episode of Dateline with Lester Holt.

@RunEatRepeat 👮‍♂️🚔+🏃‍♂️=🍞+🥤

Hello! Check in time! Use emojis to describe your RUN & EATs for today!! 🏃🏽‍♀️ 💭 🍉 🍒 🍦 Notes: ◽ 1. New RER Podcast up tomorrow!! ⚪ 2. I did a quick live video yesterday just to say Hi... do you watch them? I love 'em but feel like I miss them when ot… bit.ly/30lBnCn

@rundemtrails @MelindaHoward4 Pull this little trick . . .

Hey Runners! You've trained hard for an upcoming trail race & now the forecast is for Apocalyptic amounts of rain! What do you do? #race #run #runners #runner #running #run #rain @MelindaHoward4 #poll #vote #ohlone50k

@MelindaHoward4 #dadjokes aren't just for dads any more. 😎

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

Pro Tip: Guys, to avoid painful nipple chafing, cut nipple-sized holes in all of your running shirts. Pro tip tip: take your shirt off first. @Joe_Gatto #running #runners #run the #world #love

@_Susie_K_ Long socks and nothing else? 😳

@_Susie_K_ Sounds like you should be a member of the Chafin Running Club!! @ChafinClub

Can Kombucha Make You Sick? bit.ly/2v2JhCg

@rundemtrails have you considered denim?

Hey Runners! I'm looking for a great pair of running shorts with compression liner that I can use on short/middle distance trail runs... Suggestions?

@Toddinho24 Alternative responses: (1) "Since you sing so much, how many platinum records have you had?" (2) "Shut your face."

All of them... Finishers are winners

@Robinsonpost check under that ponytail

Looking for motivation...

@DisnyRunr24 classic catch 22. Tale as old as time.