Champ

@ChampMcCall Fuck off ya ferret botherer! They'll learn ee to speak proper!

Combine harvester accent in Lids. We shouldn't have to live like this.

@EmRoman74 @GhostHexpat Weird word for the smell of shit.

@NicJenkins6 @baronlordvader WATCH YERSEL.

@ChampMcCall @baronlordvader You're in a good mood today old chap, have you had your Friday feltch...

Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman...he wore a cat flap. Good morning 🫵🏻🤪

@EmRoman74 @GhostHexpat One of your lot.

@MatthewStadlen Why aren't you a muslim, Stadders? Bit islamophobic. Bigot.

Being prejudiced against people because of their race or religion must both be exhausting and also eat you up inside. Apart from anything else it’s an utterly futile preoccupation. It doesn’t get you anywhere. Just embitters you and jaundices your view of the world.

@baronlordvader @NicJenkins6 Fuck off and KNICKERS JENKINS THE ROTTEN BASTARD.

@NicJenkins6 Our @ChampMcCall has a collection of shit hats. Well..shit most things, actually. Friday Our Nic- have a goodun 🍏🍏🍏

@GhostHexpat Didn't look. Would've been sick.

@ChampMcCall 😂 Was it munching a carrot?.

@BermudaBat No.

@ChampMcCall You didn't complain about the inflatable sheep I gave to yer.. its OK, I don't want them back..

@londontownW1 Bit ONIONY.

@ChampMcCall Bit too cosmopolitan?

@allenradar Shame on you.

@ChampMcCall I resemble that remark 😁

@BermudaBat Ban you and yer blow up mates.

@ChampMcCall Ban non-London accents immediately, starting with yours..

@Michael90599642 No.

@ChampMcCall Oh

@Michael90599642 No.

@ChampMcCall You on vocals

@TheTVGrump Traitor.

@ChampMcCall Bet they were going for the own brand scrumpy. Not half bad.

@PaulPitt1967 Domestic goddess.

Have lived here for almost 7 years and I have just figured out how to change the time on the oven. I shall sleep well tonight 😁🍺🚬

@HughAdams18 @D_Fens_Ghost Yep. 😂

@ChampMcCall @D_Fens_Ghost Need yer garden sorting?

Just got a WhatsApp off a client that finished 'Regards'.

@HughAdams18 @D_Fens_Ghost Sound like fred west.

@ChampMcCall @D_Fens_Ghost Eating pastiosl in torresmoulinos at the moment 😋

Twitter’s top number one detectives still haven’t discovered that people share the same names. Be fucking armageddon when they find out about birthdays.

@HughAdams18 @D_Fens_Ghost No.

@ChampMcCall @D_Fens_Ghost You're house, on me way😂😂