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@BillHerringIII @aprilajoyr Using AI to make up stuff to prove a bad point. Oh MAGA🤡

@aprilajoyr Well, you could make satire over these ridiculous statues.

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭

@Rage_Baiter69 @JeffPassan You must be fun at parties.

@JeffPassan All that just to fall short in October again…

BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year's draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN.

@BethanyForTruth RIP stupid people…..we won’t miss you.

I don’t give a shit if the Black Plague, hantavirus, monkeypox, and airborne ebola all come back at the same time. I’m not wearing a damn mask OR locking down, Ever!! I’d rather die free breathing fresh air than live like a coward hiding behind a soggy piece of cloth while these clowns laugh at us. Not this time. Not ever. Who’s with me?

@ChrisFedor Not a very good sports town

This playoff atmosphere is VERY different from Toronto.

@SportsCenter ESPN breaking down a fake sport???

"The first order of business is getting through Seth Rollins." 👀 WWE Superstar Bron Breakker looks to take down Seth Rollins at Backlash this Saturday 🔥

@iYess_Hou @FOXSports Forever stained as dirty cheaters.

@FOXSports Astros top 3 with nothing but home grown talent is the biggest flex in all of baseball.. and before you @ me, turn to your nearest wall and argue with it

Every MLB team’s overall record from 10 seasons ago to today 👀

@NickCaminoWKYC If it takes 7 to get past a crappy Toronto team I do t see anyway they get past Orlando.

It’s so crazy how tonight’s Game 7 — one damn game — can shape this entire #Cavs franchise going forward. Win, there’s a legit path to the NBA Finals. Lose, ownership could blow things up, especially given the investment that was made in this group. Pressure to the MAX.

@edgiesversion @MariaMonicaR @SpencerAlthouse

Monica is clueless. Joe Biden has been parodied on Saturday Night Live far less often than Donald Trump. Based on episode-by-episode parody lists: Biden has appeared in roughly 53 SNL episodes as a parody character since 1991. Trump has appeared in well over 100 parody appearances/episodes since 1988. Alec Baldwin alone played Trump in 46 recurring appearances, not counting Darrell Hammond, James Austin Johnson, Phil Hartman, Shane Gillis, and others. So, in practical terms, Trump has been parodied on SNL about 2–3 times more often than Biden, and probably more depending on how individual sketches are counted. Trump has also dominated SNL political cold opens for much of the last decade.

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

@Krisbraddock @fire_starter457 Lol! Do you believe your own lies or are you just brainwashed by Fox?

@ReggieW26185238 @fire_starter457 Because a liberal judge stopped all construction and said tax payers must fund it.

Remember 2 years ago when Biden was doing everything he could to cancel student debt and Republicans were fighting him every step of the way? Those same Republicans are now fighting for a $400 million taxpayer funded ballroom. But yeah..both parties are the same.🤦‍♂️

@CaliMAGABarbie @GovPressOffice You clearly do. 🤡

@GovPressOffice WOW. WE ACTUALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONAL NARCISSISTIC ASS

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN

@hoosier_dug @gtconway3d Rape and pedophilia is funny to MAGA. One sick cult

And—in addressing Trump's meritless attacks on the jury's verdict, the federal district judge repeatedly stated that what the jury found Trump had done to E. Jean would have constituted rape in most jurisdictions other than New York (which excludes digital penetration from its definition of rape, and classifies it as sexual abuse instead). washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/…

@highbrow_nobrow @TheRickWilson @atrupar God republicans are stupid

Congressman Byron Donalds (R-FL) in 2025: "We're not talking about WMDs in Iraq. We're talking about nukes in Iran. Very different situation." @atrupar FC: False.

@CNN Staged……again

BREAKING: President Trump and top administration officials have been rushed out of the White House Correspondents' Dinner by Secret Service. A source says the president is safe. cnn.it/4cwSzMi

@NickPedone12 Was there a debate??

That solves that debate. No Jeremiyah Love for the Cleveland Browns. He’s going No. 3 overall to the Arizona Cardinals.

@atrupar That he’s unfortunately not taking

Trump on TrumpRx: "I now have my name on medication"

@Sensibleauthor @DemocraticWins "doing good" Trump loves the poorly educated.

@DemocraticWins That’s kind of funny because dems done 100 lawsuits to stop Trump from doing good on the economy

BREAKING: For the first time since 2010, a Fox News poll shows that American voters trust Democrats more than Republicans on the economy. This is huge.

@espn Cheaters

The champs are in the house 🏆 Michigan men's basketball pulled up to Magic-Pistons 🔥

@AJEnglish TACO TUESDAY!

BREAKING: US President Donald Trumps says he will "extend the Ceasefire until such time as [Iran's] proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other." 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/wk41e2

@slappy_matt @maklelan lol....just making things up like your pedophile cult leader.

@maklelan When the Declaration of Independence was written, church membership was required by law in 9 of the 13 colonies.

The only period in the history of the United States of America that had church membership & attendance as low as it is now is the period of the founding of the US & the writing of the Declaration of Independence & the US Constitution. (Also, this isn't a Christian nation.)

@everett34 @DavidDTSS Yes

@ChancerSpu5qg @DavidDTSS After movie reviews do you say you know it’s fake right?

The Roman/Punk feud essentially started more than a decade ago with Punk talking about WWE wanting him to make sure Roman looks strong. His first WM main event as a champion ended with Roman being too strong for him. Poetry.