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@PhilemonaLemon @LiveAction Not her body either.

@LiveAction Not your body, not your choice. Of course he can be sad about it, but it's still not his choice to make.

He offered to marry her. He offered to raise the baby alone. He suggested adoption. He begged for his child's life. "Please don't kill my baby."

@BreeSolstad Are the midwits teaming up?

Self-attesting evangelical Christians be warned. Anyone attempting to rebuild the Jewish temple is an enemy of God, whether they realize it or not. The third temple is Jesus Christ and His body, the Catholic Church. The end. This episode of Eternal Christendom is pure 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@kenswift I haven't seen such b-ball skills since 8th grade gym class.

Welcome to Atlanta.

@MikeStoklasa @ToonHive Will the critterz beat in someone's head with the back end of a rifle?

First look at ‘Critterz’ from the ‘Paddington in Peru’ writers. AGC says it’s the first mainstream commercial family feature film created with AI integrated throughout the production pipeline.

@daveleedwnundr Yes, the fans who developed and produced the garbage shows and movies.

Yes she is. Because the “fans” have been ruining Star Wars for decades.

@Danimalish Yeah it totally made up for him acting like a petulant child for the entire movie. Not to mention how pointless the A, B, and C plots were.

Whenever I talk to friends who don’t like THE LAST JEDI the consensus is that it ruined Luke Skywalker as a character, but Luke achieving a level of Buddhist peace feels like the most satisfying ending I can imagine for the character.

@IMAO_ The only one of these lists worth anything.

For May 4th, I made my Star Wars tier list.

@TXMCtrades @GeeksGamersCom So easy, they would need some adapting so could either recast the main 3 or cast a new Jedi hero with Luke in the Obi Wan role and have Han and Leia's kids fill in for them with a sizable Harrison Ford cameo.

@GeeksGamersCom I once again implore them to consider:

RUMOR: Disney to Remove Star Wars Sequel Trilogy From Timeline to Resume Focus on Original Characters "If true, this would be one of the most dramatic franchise shifts in modern Hollywood history."

@GailleysTravel @MikeWingerii Weird how the first Christians said that they belonged "to the Way" and not Roman Catholic. Acts 9:2 ... and asked for letters from him to the synagogues at Damascus, so that if he found any belonging to the Way, both men and women, he might bring them bound to Jerusalem.

@MikeWingerii Peter was a Jew by birth, ethnicity, and lifelong religious practice. He was converted to be the leader of the early church, the Catholic Church.

The claim here is that Peter was not a Jew. This is utterly false and only some strange and unbiblical ideology could produce such a distortion. The Bible not only says he was a Jew but focuses on this as a significant and important fact in relation to the gospel. ..."I said to Cephas [Peter] before them all, “If you, though a Jew, live like a Gentile and not like a Jew, how can you force the Gentiles to live like Jews?” - Gal 2:14 And he said to them, “You yourselves know how unlawful it is for a Jew to associate with or to visit anyone of another nation, but God has shown me that I should not call any person common or unclean." - Acts 10:28 I mean, this isn't even debatable. Now, I suppose the rejoinder is to redefine "Jew" in a way the Bible does NOT use the term so as to play games with definitions. But that would be transparently about some unbiblical ulterior motive.

@metathomist You're missing several.

1. St. Peter (32–67) 2. St. Linus (67–76) 3. St. Anacletus (Cletus) (76–88) 4. St. Clement I (88–97) 5. St. Evaristus (97–105) 6. St. Alexander I (105–115) 7. St. Sixtus I (115–125) 8. St. Telesphorus (125–136) 9. St. Hyginus (136–140) 10. St. Pius I (140–155) 11. St. Anicetus (155–166) 12. St. Soter (166–175) 13. St. Eleutherius (175–189) 14. St. Victor I (189–199) 15. St. Zephyrinus (199–217) 16. St. Callistus I (217–222) 17. St. Urban I (222–230) 18. St. Pontian (230–235) 19. St. Anterus (235–236) 20. St. Fabian (236–250) 21. St. Cornelius (251–253) 22. St. Lucius I (253–254) 23. St. Stephen I (254–257) 24. St. Sixtus II (257–258) 25. St. Dionysius (259–268) 26. St. Felix I (269–274) 27. St. Eutychian (275–283) 28. St. Caius (283–296) 29. St. Marcellinus (296–304) 30. St. Marcellus I (308–309) 31. St. Eusebius (309) 32. St. Miltiades (311–314) 33. St. Sylvester I (314–335) 34. St. Mark (336) 35. St. Julius I (337–352) 36. Liberius (352–366) 37. St. Damasus I (366–384) 38. St. Siricius (384–399) 39. St. Anastasius I (399–401) 40. St. Innocent I (401–417) 41. St. Zosimus (417–418) 42. St. Boniface I (418–422) 43. St. Celestine I (422–432) 44. St. Sixtus III (432–440) 45. St. Leo I (the Great) (440–461) 46. St. Hilarius (461–468) 47. St. Simplicius (468–483) 48. St. Felix III (II) (483–492) 49. St. Gelasius I (492–496) 50. Anastasius II (496–498) 51. St. Symmachus (498–514) 52. St. Hormisdas (514–523) 53. St. John I (523–526) 54. St. Felix IV (III) (526–530) 55. Boniface II (530–532) 56. John II (533–535) 57. St. Agapetus I (535–536) 58. St. Silverius (536–537) 59. Vigilius (537–555) 60. Pelagius I (556–561) 61. John III (561–574) 62. Benedict I (575–579) 63. Pelagius II (579–590) 64. St. Gregory I (the Great) (590–604) 65. Sabinian (604–606) 66. Boniface III (607) 67. St. Boniface IV (608–615) 68. St. Adeodatus I (Deusdedit) (615–618) 69. Boniface V (619–625) 70. Honorius I (625–638) 71. Severinus (640) 72. John IV (640–642) 73. Theodore I (642–649) 74. St. Martin I (649–655) 75. St. Eugene I (654–657) 76. St. Vitalian (657–672) 77. Adeodatus II (672–676) 78. Donus (676–678) 79. St. Agatho (678–681) 80. St. Leo II (682–683) 81. St. Benedict II (684–685) 82. John V (685–686) 83. Conon (686–687) 84. St. Sergius I (687–701) 85. John VI (701–705) 86. John VII (705–707) 87. Sisinnius (708) 88. Constantine (708–715) 89. St. Gregory II (715–731) 90. St. Gregory III (731–741) 91. St. Zachary (741–752) 92. Stephen II (III) (752–757) 93. St. Paul I (757–767) 94. Stephen III (IV) (768–772) 95. Adrian I (772–795) 96. St. Leo III (795–816) 97. Stephen IV (V) (816–817) 98. St. Paschal I (817–824) 99. Eugene II (824–827) 100. Valentine (827) 101. Gregory IV (827–844) 102. Sergius II (844–847) 103. St. Leo IV (847–855) 104. Benedict III (855–858) 105. St. Nicholas I (the Great) (858–867) 106. Adrian II (867–872) 107. John VIII (872–882) 108. Marinus I (882–884) 109. St. Adrian III (884–885) 110. Stephen V (VI) (885–891) 111. Formosus (891–896) 112. Boniface VI (896) 113. Stephen VI (VII) (896–897) 114. Romanus (897) 115. Theodore II (897) 116. John IX (898–900) 117. Benedict IV (900–903) 118. Leo V (903) 119. Sergius III (904–911) 120. Anastasius III (911–913) 121. Lando (913–914) 122. John X (914–928) 123. Leo VI (928) 124. Stephen VII (VIII) (928–931) 125. John XI (931–935) 126. Leo VII (936–939) 127. Stephen VIII (IX) (939–942) 128. Marinus II (942–946) 129. Agapetus II (946–955) 130. John XII (955–964) 131. Leo VIII (963–965) 132. Benedict V (964–966) 133. John XIII (965–972) 134. Benedict VI (973–974) 135. Benedict VII (974–983) 136. John XIV (983–984) 137. John XV (985–996) 138. Gregory V (996–999) 139. Sylvester II (999–1003) 140. John XVII (1003) 141. John XVIII (1003–1009) 142. Sergius IV (1009–1012) 143. Benedict VIII (1012–1024) 144. John XIX (1024–1032) 145. Benedict IX (1032–1044, 1045, 1047–1048) 146. Sylvester III (1045) 147. Gregory VI (1045–1046) 148. Clement II (1046–1047) 149. Damasus II (1048) 150. St. Leo IX (1049–1054)

@HwsEleutheroi I was going to make a crude joke about those 3 and smoking, but I have too much respect for you to do that.

Undoubtedly the new standard of cringe.

@pastorlocke You seem to be incredibly mentally unstable. Seek help.

Public Statement from Pastor Greg Locke: My Response to Mike Winger’s Recent Attack. In recent days, Mike Winger has publicly called me out regarding a video I posted four years ago addressing serious allegations against Kenneth Copeland and Joel Osteen. This situation has been public for years and could have been addressed by him at any time. It has only resurfaced now after I challenged his continual public exposures and interruptions within the body of Christ. I owe him—and the public—no further personal information or private meetings on this matter. Here is how we arrived at this moment. Several individuals approached my wife and me with grave concerns about these men and their ministries. Chief among them was a woman who presented what she described as detailed timelines, photographs, and firsthand accounts of alleged criminal activity. Importantly, none of this material was ever placed in my personal possession, forwarded to me, or stored on any of my devices. It remained their story to tell. We simply viewed what they chose to show us in those moments and did not take ownership of it. Believing these claims to be credible and urgent at the time, I spoke out boldly in that video. What followed was four years of careful, prayerful investigation. As we pressed for verification and sought legal counsel, the stories began to shift and unravel. Key details changed, commitments were withdrawn, and it became clear that my voice had been leveraged because of my public platform and reputation for boldness. I was not being given truth; I was being used as an amplifier. I have owned this publicly. On multiple occasions I have stood before our church and repented for speaking where I should have first verified. Privately, I have sought reconciliation with a number of the individuals and families involved. Twenty-two years ago I wrote a book sharply critical of Benny Hinn. A few years ago I sat with him face-to-face, apologized, and discovered a man far different from the caricature I had helped perpetuate. That same spirit of humility and pursuit of truth has guided my private efforts over these past four years. After prayerful counsel with my spiritual advisors, I have decided it is not wise to sit down with Mike Winger, despite my earlier public challenge on X to do so. Their unanimous recommendation is rooted in the fruitlessness of further engagement on a matter that has already been thoroughly examined, repented of, and largely resolved in private. My commitment remains the same today as it has been for decades: preach the gospel, protect the flock, and walk in integrity. Where I have been wrong, I have repented. Where I have been misused, I have learned. And where reconciliation is possible, I continue to pursue it quietly and sincerely. Grace and truth to all, Pastor Greg Locke Lebanon, Tennessee

@RealDanDerek @BraxHunter @pastorlocke @RealDanDerek seems to be a big fan of sexual abusers and peverts.

@BraxHunter @pastorlocke I’m too familiar with him, unfortunately. I know you too, Braxton. You’re doing good work. I have no beef with you. Just Mike.

@j_zhong1611 Without error? Job 39:9 KJV Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, Or abide by thy crib? Job 39:9 NASB1995 Will the wild ox consent to serve you, Or will he spend the night at your manger?

The King James Version of the Bible is the preserved inspired Word of God without error. It is perfect.

@MichaelTyrrel15 @theblaze Glenn Beck isn't really a very good Mormon. His beliefs system seems to be a hybrid of Roman Catholicism and Mormonism, with a bit of dispensational Evangelicalism sprinkled in.

@theblaze I wish someone would ask Glenn Beck some of these questions. I think they might be shocked at what he actually believes. He's not a Christian. He believes God was once a man like him and achieved God hood. And blacks have the mark of cain. That they were cursed with black skin.

Are Jesus and Satan brothers? Allie Beth Stuckey challenges LDS podcaster on Mormon theology. dlvr.it/TSL9QR

@EcciusMaximus Peter never went to Rome and Paul founded lots of churches.

Irenaeus in 180ad said Rome is the head of all Churches. Think about that.

@PastorMark Be sure to bully teenagers and kick their families out of your church for the unforgivable crime of kissing your daughter. youtu.be/y3QXsLIrRyA

Make sure when you’re looking for someone to marry, that you’re not just looking for a good time but someone to build a legacy with. Someone who is looking to have a healthy Godly family where your legacy will continue for generations.

@SteveDeaceShow I know you prefer pathetic, weak men, like Mark Driscoll, who remind you of Dave Deace, but maybe talk to a real man. youtu.be/y3QXsLIrRyA

@DeaceOnline So if @JustinPetersMin or @HwsEleutheroi says this, it's childish name calling, but perfectly fine for you to say it? Do you even know who Judas Iscariot was? Have you actually ready the Gospels?

The pope was a fool for meeting with this Jezebel.

@JosiahHawthorne Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

3,606,400 babies were born in the US in 2025. 3,900,089 babies were born in the US in 1995. 3,760,561 babies were born in the US in 1985. 3,144,198 babies were born in the US in 1975. 3,760,358 babies were born in the US in 1965. Who stopped making babies?