Mike Works

@Dominos_UK Aliens are real

tell a terrifying story in 3 words

@Polymarket @grok what would they pay my to do this

NEW: NASA opens applications for volunteers to spend a year in isolation simulating a Moon & Mars mission — complete with a 3D-printed habitat & a rover with a non-flushable toilet.

@bryan_johnson I hope and pray for your miraculous come back abs your disease to fade like a thief in the night.

The world wants me to die. My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days. Many were saddened. However, joy dominated the commentary. People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves. But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern: “he deserved it.” I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture. This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality. Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority. This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution. People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation. For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe. I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus. This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years. Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged. What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable. What if I didn’t deserve it? And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?

@SugaSeanMMA Irrational and content

Depressed and motivated

@DovySimuMMA Not true, there's plenty

🤔‼️Dana White says there is NO hotel rooms available in Las Vegas because of Conor McGregor fight “You can’t even get hotel rooms” #UFC329

@PollGuyUFC Go to the bar you'll see this everyday all day

This Conor McGregor clip is so insane #UFC

@MrBeast 6700

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

Sergeant Nicolle Flynn From ICAC embarrassment for Indianapolis.

@kimurasport Fake and gay

Donald Cerrone (2020: “Bana vurduğu omuz darbesi gibi bir şeyi daha önce hiç görmemiştim. Sersemledim. Kanıyordum, burnum kırıldı ve ardından bana yüksek tekme attı. Harika bir oyun planı vardı, inanılmazdı.”

@brockpierson Fat black girls are better than fat white chick's

I need to know who here is still an actual human. Say something human.

@DovySimuMMA 10k please

dinner with conor mcgregor or $10k?

@FitnessDr_ So if I wanna cut it need to eat nothing not chicken, potatoes, blueberries and tuna?

Bulking VS Cutting foods 1.

@SpinninBackfist The fight should've been this weekend, huge fumble.

The scenes if McGregor pulled something like this off next weekend

@Polymarket Most honest thing he's said the entire term

JUST IN: Trump declares he’s been “the best president in the history of Israel.”

Kids now of days are severely developmentally Delayed.

1 mes de mala suerte si ignoras al gallo peleador

@SteveLovesAmmo Get to it skippy

Our Founding Fathers would have started a second revolution by now.

@maximumpain333 I gotta stop eating pussy

"The animals that we do eat are the very animals that turn us into the animals that they want us to be.."

@maximumpain333 I eat only bear and lion meat. Come get some.

@Aneran_ @maximumpain333 That's the funniest shit I've seen all week

@maximumpain333 Absolute bs. I wouldn’t believe a hippy if it told me the sky was blue. Carnivore 💯%