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@Charlotteehip I just told one woman off, you walk on all four without any shoes.

People who are walking their dogs in this heat, deserve a lifetime of bad luck. Disgusting humans.

@TheStourbridge Dedicate one to the ladies Now summertime's here, babe, need somethin' to keep you cool ...I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by ...Well, I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock...I'm your ice cream man ... To satisfy Ow. Van Halen 1978.

Awaiting arrival of the ice cream van. I have my order prepared, my ears calibrated & absolutely no intention of remaining dignified once the music starts Hoping for: Tuna Twist Dreamies & Cream Chicken & Gravy Gelato Double Sardine Crunch Flavours

@missrteach6 It is even worse if you are a male teacher and they call you miss.

Half term as a teacher = finally remembering what it feels like to go about an average day without hearing “Missssss Rogers?” every 30 seconds 🤣👏🏻☀️📚

@TheStourbridge George cats love watermelon.

Asking for a friend, is ice cream for breakfast now considered acceptable? Further questions include: • Can whipped cream count as hydration? • Is a Flake & cornet technically a breakfast biscuit? • And at what temperature do the breakfast rules become merely “guidelines”?

@thetimes Because I discovered milk bread more than 50 years ago. Much nicer taste.

Move over sourdough: why chefs are switching to milk bread #Echobox=1779777938" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/life-style/foo…

@Ingeborgvraagt Mattenklopper

Wat was vroeger heel normaal, maar nu niet meer? #IngeborgVraagt

@bertie_lakeland Scottish blackface sheep.

The people you come across when least expected ❤️

@vester71 4.5% of de 7.5%

Proost

@vester71 Tytsjerksteradiel

Ik ben in de meest sfeerloze stad van Nederland...raad waar ik ben

@FcJunction We wake up at the same time George.

@bertie_lakeland Cheltenhams finest taking a stroll on his turf.

Strolling along the Prom under the trees ……. So cool ❤️

@otokyo Heineken

I need a good one!

@Rachelle_Hulme @Addyspectre1 @dommedebbiexx @m_jones_1797 Where is the beach?

First morning on holiday, we arrived after midnight and woke up to this 🌞

@Weggster And I thought I was naughty.

Morning 👋

@FcJunction so where is this gremlin staying in this heat.

Fish for breakfast for the Garden Gremlin

@bertie_lakeland Bertie coffee is toxic for dogs. The caffeine will kill you.

You can’t beat a …… Cold Latte ❤️

@TheStourbridge Factor 50 for you George.

George would like to remind everybody that the weather is going to be really, really warm over the next few days, so please take care of yourselves Please also remember our furry friends, make sure pets have access to fresh water, shade, and cooler places to rest.

@bertie_lakeland Factor 50 Bertie.

Happy Saturday everyone ❤️

@bertie_lakeland On the chair.

Where’s Bertie ❤️

@FoodPleaser Hot cat.

What would you call this hot dog?