Drew Channell

@BankofAmerica - this is a public request to fire your Chief Technology Officer and entire staff/organization and start fresh. Simple features that all other banking apps and websites have should be functional and user friendly by now.

fire someone. @elonmusk hail southern NOT state

How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start out with a large one.

Absolute scenes at Georgia Southern

@classadilla: gets pimple - “I don’t know how this happened. This is humbling.” …sadness…. “I normally have great skin” sigh…

@classadilla What kind of screws are we talking about?

Writing about different kinds of screws today wbu

@classadilla Delete your twitter

@ChannelChannell Delete this

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym. Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.

So Proud! 🦅🏈 #GSMen Congrats @kwhit4 , Staff and Team … 💙 y’all! +4 Eagles Kick A$$

@classadilla Yes, mental institution

Does anyone feel me on this or should I go to a mental institution

Thread: “What do you like to do in your free time?”

Wake up Eagle nation! It’s game day 🦅

@classadilla As your mortgage broker I cannot condone this behavior

Looking at houses is all fun and games until I accidentally change the price filter and now I’m in love with an $800k old brick Savannah beauty 🥲 send help

@classadilla You say the randomest shit on here

Groupme is the worst app ever created. Ever

@thesheetztweetz The sad thing is that even if Santa Claus suddenly made their hardware real for free, the first thing you’d want to do is cancel it

@GSUtruebluedrew @mellbell2002 @classadilla

@classadilla You’re from atl stfu

I’m upset

@classadilla Is that the guy from the rap?

Overheard at Target: “Girl I never realized Alexander Hamilton was president! I love him.” “Yeah I know he was the 16th president I think.” “Yeah it’s one of those abstract numbers…” SOS

@classadilla Quick fact check: technically you were 25 in September and are now 25 ang 9 month not counting your time in your host, Debbie Clark

@ChannelChannell I am still 25 for 3 more months plz don’t age me 🛑 ✋🏼 😤

Accidentally hit my company’s firewall last night and got flagged by IT at 6AM, then locked myself out of my mortgage account cause I forgot the password, then tried to boiled an egg and it came out poached. It’s not even 9.

Play Paulson @coleswindell