cass

Told my mom I was going to the brewery later and she said “of course you are” and now I feel personally attacked.

2024 corporate meetings core: everyone just talking about their personal experience with mushroom coffee

& i have not stopped thinking about this

Today at church a very sweet older lady asked if I had quit my job yet. I said no & she asked “so are you just going to work right up to the wedding??” and I explained I was not planning on quitting my job after getting married & she said “people just expect so much from women”

At the office taking notes on a commercial boiler service presentation in a room full of men and all I want to do is go home and crochet.

get in the car it’s august

@abby_e_o 😂😂😂 I’m dying

I just got an email with the line “You've demonstrated that you're a committed Democrat” and somewhere in 2008 my 13 year old self is sobbing and puking

I ended up saying my rental properties, which still made them feel uncomfortable because they wanted me to say something feminine like cooking or gardening or bOaRd gAmEs

It took everything in me not to look this woman in the eye and say “drinking”

Visited a new church this weekend and someone asked me what my hobbies were 🔪 like this is a lose lose situation for everyone.

The same morning, we told a couple we were engaged and getting married in March and they said “nope too long, we had a 5 month engagement. Aren’t you just too excited to start a family??! It must be so hard to wait” *awkward laugh*

Today I am working on a French water heater manual that has been marked up by Japanese engineers who don’t speak English or French. Did I mention that I also do not speak French? No one talk to me.

On a side note, there’s a lot of cowboy hats in the airport today, which is kind of unexpected and throwing me off

My flight just got delayed again, making us an hour and a half late and I’m either gonna fall asleep or keeping drinking double margaritas. Either way, it won’t be pretty

Every time I go through security I think about those flashback scenes in Lost when they all see each other in security before the plane crash but they don’t know each other and I think about who would kill me on the island

Tom Wambsgans, the First of His Name, King of Waystar Royco, Protector of ATN, Fucker of the Odd Peasant, Khaleesi of St. Paul Minnesota, Hater of the Ludicrously Capacious Bag, the Breaker of Greggs. #Succession #SuccesionHBO

It’s the way that I went through the “Basic” seminar they talk about in here twice during my adolescent years and didn’t even realize what I was wholeheartedly ingesting until yeeaars later. Gonna need a lot of wine for this one

Pet peeve: ppl who dont confirm receipt of emails.

When my coworkers call me “Cassie” 😤 🔪🔪

fire someone. @elonmusk hail southern NOT state

Dominic West is way too attractive to be playing Prince Charles in the Crown rn…… 😶 who decided that