Chantel

@seanallen14 Hockey is ~100 days away my friend. Stay strong.

Watching Price is Right infuriates me. These people had the time to make custom shirts but not 5 minutes to look up basic price guessing strategy?

@FlatulentTweets Hmmmm

@thewrongjess @LEVIS @ArturoDenimCo might be able to help you out with a great repair job!

Pour one out for my main man @LEVIS Jean Shirt. A wardrobe staple for at least 10 years. I’m worried this tear…this is it. It’s been a good run.

Car ignored “no right turn on red” signs, faces consequences** Fixed it.

@Grant_Subaru was going for "no thought" but... by accident/by default works too?

@Chantelsy how do you accidentally give someone a middle name?

They put about as much thought into my middle name as they did having me in the first place...

If you want to understand how debilitating Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria with ADHD can be, here's a recent example from my life: A random stranger said something slightly mean to me on the street and I was fully and completely depressed and ruminating over it for 3 days.

@FlatulentTweets You got this 💪🏼

@FlatulentTweets @ABDanielleSmith I’m not blocked….yet.

That motherfucker

Jesus fucking christ

@Frank3284 @416e647265774c @maxfawcett Lol

@416e647265774c @maxfawcett No, there are rumours of Trudy triggering another election, in the last election & pathetic attempt to gain a majority he said like a whiny child, that if he didn’t win a majority government, he would trigger another election in 18 months, sorry for not being specific.

Alberta is in so much trouble here.

Upon further reflection, going off my anti-depressants and hormonal birth control at the same time was a bad call. This is not a pregnancy announcement. This is a cry for help.

Today I had a u-17 soccer team sing me happy birthday while I was out for dinner 🙈

I don’t know who created this visual to support the understanding of a tornado watch versus a tornado warning, but it is glorious and needs to be shared.

“Sk8er Boi” is my generation’s “Jolene.”

@notkoop My nephew calms immediately to Corndog Sonnet No. 7 by @SincereEngineer Kids are weird.

He’s not wrong…