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Welcome to dystopia
Dominican Republic Katılım Eylül 2008
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Did Professor Oak rig the system so his grandson would become Champion?
• The Setup: Gary is already at the lab when you arrive, but Oak explicitly makes him wait and forces you to pick your starter first. This isn't politeness. It’s a calculated move so Gary can instantly counter-pick you
• The Tracking: Gary is miraculously always waiting to fight you with a fully healed team at the worst possible times. How? Oak gave you the Pokédex. He is tracking your real-time location and feeding it to Gary so he can ambush you
• The Intel: Gary is always one step ahead. He automatically gets a Town Map, where you have to go beg for one. He beats every Gym Leader before you do. Oak is clearly funneling him the optimal routes, boss strategies, and insider League information
Professor Oak handed you a tracking device and used you as a constant sparring partner for his own grandson. And even when you beat Giovanni, who gets the spotlight? That's right! Gary gets handed the Gym! But maybe that's just a bunch of random coincidences... Or is it? 🤔

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@BatVibes bold of you to assume Oak cares that much about the grandson whose name he doesn't even remember
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I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe
Pop Base@PopBase
Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.
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They only give cognitive tests to people exhibiting signs of dementia.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president. I'm the only president that took a cognitive test. I took it three times.
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It’s not a prediction, it’s an announcement.
The General@GeneralMCNews
BREAKING: Laura Loomer is predicting that many Americans will die in a soon-to-be terrorist attack that will be ten times worse than 9/11.
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