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Kid 1: organic, homemade purées in a variety of fruits, veggies and protein. Kid 2: store bought food in a pouch, minimal baby junk food. Kid 3: surviving on applesauce, cheese balls and the germs he gets from licking my iPhone. #parenthood #momsquad

@jessforbiden Hey, me and my kids!

Dating in Texas update. My lunch date today didn't think Jan 6th was an insurrection, and also asked me if it was true that democrats were drinking the blood of babies and trafficking kids.. I'm going to have to move.

@dawglovers @MissBellaKim We enjoyed it!

@MissBellaKim Ragnarok series on Netflix. Anyone like it? I’m kinda torn.

A customer just pulled down her mask to ask me a question

@beetsonbikes Super annoying that is math you have to do!

I just did the math and I would save money paying cash at the dentist four my checkups and one crown a year instead of using my insurance. Good thing to find out before open enrollment for sure

@lostmymommymind I’ve been out of it for awhile but congrats!!

Everything went great now we just live as sleep deprived zombies for a bit.

Recipes that claim to take 10 minutes prep time underestimate how long it takes me to cut and prep food and ESPECIALLY how long it takes me to peel and mince garlic.

@lexiemamaa_ Yikes 😬

*TW* Her platform needs to be taken away until she’s better. This isn’t ok and I sincerely hope she gets the help she deserves

@adhd_mum I think I was 14

@ICantEven001 Girl hold all the chins high. You are gorgeous!

I am depressed today and feeling fat, but I’m trying to hold my chins up high and not let it get to me.

@dad_on_my_feet Oh I’m so sorry. I haven’t been on Twitter much but caught this snippet and had to check it out. Thinking about you during this difficult transition. Big hugs!

Months ago my wife and I separated. We fought for years to make it work. Quitting is still hard to fathom. My struggle now is remembering that divorce doesn’t mean I LOSE my identity as a father. That identity is different now But in many ways more important than ever.

@danjlevy You’re my favorite. That’s all.

@dad_on_my_feet I’ve learned the concept of the ball drop is a very confusing one.

My 10yo was excited to see the ball drop for the first time in her life As it happened, she said “Happy New Year Daddy!” She hugged me tight, then paused and asked “Is that all?” I asked why and she replied: “I thought they were going to throw actual BALLS off of a building!”

@ParisDaguerre Heck yes I would

@Nomipalony Faces all smooshed together. I’ll admit, I saw my parents and my mil but I also wore a mask 90% of the time. I was worried taking a damn picture with my mom

I knew people would break the rules this Christmas but I wasn’t expecting them to be quite so brazen about them sharing the evidence proudly on social media.

@lostmymommymind Pumpkin pie mini cheesecakes and gooey salted caramel pie. I think that’s what it’s called, lol

What desserts are y’all making for thanksgiving? I’m thinking pumpkin pie, pecan pie, and granola cookies... #Thanksgiving #desserts #holidays #baking

@beetsonbikes Wow

My work is letting me stay home (with Covid) for ten days. They do NOT require me to test negative to come back to work. I work at a grocery store. If I am still sick at ten days idk what happens Why are our numbers out of control again??

@beetsonbikes And also apparently I don’t know how to spell your name. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m sorry. On all accounts.

@beetsonbikes No Erica!

I have tested positive for Covid 19