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Now entering the chaos timeline.

I need to do international travel nonstop

@CurtTigges @wirmgurl Its true but I know plenty of people my age (late 30s) that have no kids and do nothing but complain of exhaustion. I know even more childless people my age that are depressed and increasingly so. Tell me they're better off.

@ChaosTimeline @wirmgurl they all seem exhausted more than anything else ime

Having kids feels like a weird thought experiment. "There's a red button. Almost everyone who presses it insists that they are very happy, however they don't look very happy to you. Do you press the button?"

@QuetzalPhoenix I dont understand why, but this version is what made me finally get this song.

Reminder that in current year Homer Simpson is a Millenial and he probably loves Muse so this video is CANON

I need to eat ramen every day.

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A Fox in Space, DLSS 5 on #starfox

@JennMGreenberg Stop the cope, this is absolute trash behaviour.

I keep seeing people judge this mom, but let's use our brains for 5 seconds. They're at Sam's. This constitutes max 2 hours out of their week, maybe even the entire month. She's clothes shopping. This is not their daily routine. The most alarming part of this video is actually that a stranger filmed a young child without the parent's knowledge and posted it online.

@ALegendaryDrops The music selection was pretty good, I'll give it that. But holy shit that writing. Abysmal.

Dear society, I'm so sorry and I've never been more embarrassed to be a Millennial.

Seeing so much Star Fox on my timeline is giving me absolute LIFE.

It's such a humiliating blow to the human race that there's real people listening to Hasan Piker as we speak

@Larraulton @xwanyex well dont come crying to me if you feel that way and hate your life!

@ChaosTimeline @xwanyex to be fair people do suck ass and children are just annoying due to lazy ass parents.

Yep. This is it. That’s why you were supposed to have a family.

Waves, by Uehara Konen, 1900-1920

yeah my tomodachi life is pretty groovy baby

three martinis no lunch

Neon Genesis Evangelion

🕊️ #ポケモン