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@BovrilG Why did you nuke Lithuania

I can finally restrict my posts to the First World

I AM A HUMAN SUPREMACIST

@SswwaaggyyZ @ShitpostReels It aint India

@ShitpostReels My dumbass thought she was going to get hit by a train

@A24 ewww that ugly girl no thanks

Here comes THE DRAMA. Opening only in theaters April 3.

@elonmusk Woah! I want more of this anime! Looks so cool

Minute-long story made w Grok Imagine

@SecRubio KISS THE WALL

The United States congratulates Argentina as it begins its presidency of the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance. At a time of rising Holocaust distortion and denial, IHRA's leadership is vital. We commend President Milei’s commitment to sharing truth and honoring survivors.

@SilentlySirs My albanian sources have also confirmed it. BB is dead.

BREAKING 🚨: 🇷🇺🇮🇱 Now an unverified report emerging from RUSSIA, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been eliminated on March 9th, 2026.

@ShishirShelke1 Wdym? It's a bare minimum for the working class folks. All my friends in Cali have one.

SpiderMan is using a $1099 Galaxy Z Flip 7 Ain’t he supposed to be broke??? 😭

@calebgamman Cant wait to see it more in motion and not just still screenshots. This shit must be absolutely diabolical with image consistency 😄

@TheGameVerse And? Crying about death threats like its 2016 😆 I get that shit daily, who gives a fuck lol

🚨 Digital Foundry’s Richard Leadbetter says the team received death threats over their DLSS 5 coverage “We’ve received death threats… this is completely unacceptable. No one should face threats for doing their job or sharing tech.”

@netflix Excuse me, wheres BLACK AND TRANS REPRESENTATION???!!! 🤬🤬 Im not watching this racist and bigoted shit!! 😡

Introducing the cast of the live action Scooby-Doo series! Mckenna Grace as Daphne Tanner Hagen as Shaggy Abby Ryder Fortson as Velma Maxwell Jenkins as Fred

@Polymarket Comparing to the current AI bubble this is nothing lol

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

@nonregemesse Karelians get a pass but not Greeks or Ireland?

The only countries I will be allowing

@Dexerto wait... they kept working on starfield all that time??? the dead game?

Todd Howard confirmed The Elder Scrolls VI is now Bethesda’s top priority after wrapping up work on Starfield The majority of the studio is now working on it, eight years after it was first revealed

@digitalfoundry > img2img AI slop that needs two 5090s to run in real-time (30fps) > "game-changing technology"

DLSS 5 represents the first big, literally game-changing example of neural rendering in gaming, posing an array of questions the games industry will need to find answers for: digitalfoundry.net/news/2026/03/d…

@digitalfoundry No it was just usual Nvidia sell out from you. You have done quite a few of them over the years. This one was just way too obvious and annoying.

The big DLSS 5 machine learning debate and why we should have waited before posting our first round of coverage - today's video: youtu.be/5dTTfjBAFzc

@RT_com What is the treatment procedure I wonder

Russia to offer psychology session to women who don't want children Doctors may recommend women to visit psychologist if they say that they don't want children during the health check, according to new Health Ministry rules

@ns123abc I bet whenever AI bubble bursts Sam is gonna get epsteined by all tech bros for all his scams

🚨 MICROSOFT ABOUT TO SUE OPENAI & AMAZON >be microsoft >invest $1B in openai >gets exclusive azure cloud deal >invest another $10B+ >gets rights to 49% of profits +IP >Azure goes brrrrrr >Altman lies to board, quietly launches ChatGPT >board fires him for being a lying manipulative snake >Satya goes to war for Altman. saves his entire career >Altman retvrns in 5 days >immediately purges everyone who purged him >full control. no oversight. thanks Satya! >fast forward to 2025 >OpenAI restructures from non-profit to PBC >MSFT $13.8B is now worth $135B. 10x return >plus 27% of OpenAI >but gives up cloud exclusivity + profit share >KEEPS API clause >all API calls contractually MUST route through Azure >Satya thinks life is good lol >5 months later >Sam Altman becomes strong enough to betray you >"raises $110B round" >doesn't need satya daddy's money anymore >announces $50B deal with AMAZON >$138B in AWS cloud commitments >amazon and openai claim they built some cope called a "Stateful Runtime Environment" >Microsoft lawyers hmmm >Altman: it's not what it looks like. i can totally explain >so it's technically not an API call because it's "stateful" >and it's a... "Runtime Experience" >totally di!erent thing >pls ignore the TCP packets lol >Microsoft engineers look at the SRE architecture >"THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE without violating the contract." *Satya finds out he's been cucked* Microsoft exec literally tells FT: "We know our contract. We will sue them if they breach it." >AWS quietly gives employees a memo on which words are legally safe lmao >can say: "powered by" or "enabled by" or "integrates with" OpenAI >cannot say: "enables access to" or "calls on" ChatGPT >also cannot suggest frontier models are "available on AWS" Microsoft: "If Amazon and OpenAI want to take a bet on the creativity of their contractual lawyers, I would back us, not them." Scam Altman strikes AGAIN.

@SpiderManMovie New slop for goy cattle has arrived.

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

@EmmanuelMacron somehow it feels like negative aura

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