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@WallStreetApes Good news you can get an entire 1.5 quart of ice cream at Walmart for $3. It takes 5min longer to park, go into the store, and checkout.
Problem solved.
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@NewswirePatriot Private business can do what they want with religious symbols Government cannot. Learn the difference.
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New ballot initiative in Oregon called ‘Initiative Petition 28, the PEACE Act, will make it illegal to hunt, fish or raise animals, even if it’s on your own land
If passed it will be ILLEGAL to
- Hunt or fish for food (even on your own property or for sustenance
- Raise and slaughter animals like chickens, rabbits, pigs, cows, etc., for meat on your own land or farm.
- Engage in common livestock practices (e.g., breeding via artificial insemination)
- Control pests by killing them (in many cases)
If passes it will lead to investigations and prosecutions of farmers and individuals raising animals for food, including small scale or backyard operations with rabbits and chickens
“They're going to raid all of our farmers and go after them because they're trying to quietly pass it and then make it where we all have to eat from the stores instead of farmer's markets and stuff.”
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@end3of6days9 Do yourself a favor and never agree to buy your biggest investment in your life in a planned urban community neighborhood that allows HOA's. I would rather live on a high traveled street then to deal with this.
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A homeowner is just getting his car detailed in his own driveway when the HOA president marches over and immediately starts lecturing:
“I’m the president of the HOA — you’re not supposed to be running a business out of your house!”
The homeowner explains he’s simply getting his own car detailed. But then the president spots the sign the detailer had placed out front and snaps, “You have a sign right here!”
Homeowner quickly clarifies: “That’s not mine — the guy detailing my car put it up.” The detailer even jumps in and offers to take the sign down right away.
But the president isn’t letting it go: “You had a sign up, you’re advertising… so you’re going to get a letter.”
Then he starts in on the fact that the homeowner’s friend is also getting his car detailed too 😂
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@WallStreetApes In other news sometimes gas pumps break. Enjoy your free tank of gas if you get around to showing the clerk.
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@Mans_Ascent Dude prob let himself go. Your spouse doesn't owe you sex just because your married.. earn it. If a wife lets herself go she shouldn't expect her husband to still find her sexy. If a man lets himself go the same thing is true. Get back in shape and the sex will come.
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A new tipping scam is spreading across the country, and this is just one example.
Look closely: A $60 check demands a $30 tip for "18%".
Why? The fine print admits the machine secretly calculates your tip AFTER tax and BEFORE discounts.
Several restaurants are quietly adopting this to double-dip.
Are we seriously supposed to tip on the government's dime now?
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@LoudOutside Monday: Go get 7 jobs to fund my laziness.
Tuesday: I'm lonely you never pay any attention to me and your always working.
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@WallStreetApes You should get hazard pay for agreeing to live and work in low trust cities.
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American recently moved to Chicago, she just had her car broken into for the second time
She shows they not only broke her window, but tore all the wires from her steering wheel
“The other Honda Civics — Same thing happened to them. All 3 of our cars damaged — when is this going to end? — It's insane. I'm so over this place”
Democrats do this to our cities
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@MangosDevourer @newstart_2024 Typical leftist reaction to someone who deviates from their anal thinking.
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@newstart_2024 Yes, Whitney Cummins, the great botoxed intellectual. In a Joe Rogan podcast.
These blue tick idiots are the worst of the malaise Felon Musk infested on this platform
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Whitney Cummings on Joe Rogan unleashed a savage takedown of liberal hypocrisy that had everyone nodding:
“I was as liberal as it gets—blue hair, rescue pitbulls, ‘everyone’s equal.’
But then it turned into diversity… except diversity of thought.
We don’t believe in gender, but we need a female president?
My body my choice… unless it’s a baby needing a hep B vaccine from butt sex or needles?
We believe the seas are rising… but we live on the coast?
Would you buy a beach house if you truly believed that?”
Comics spot hypocrisy like sharks smell blood—and Whitney’s got the receipts.
Still liberal, still conservative, or just allergic to inconsistency now?
What’s the most glaring hypocrisy you’ve noticed lately?
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@Stallion_Pt3 @newstart_2024 @Tricia1385456 That one blew up some heads on both sides but hit the left a little harder.
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@newstart_2024 @Tricia1385456 My body my choice vaccines is the biggest one
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@FckFaceMcGough @newstart_2024 Most start out as a liberal and wind up as a conservative. Wonder why.
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@newstart_2024 These are easily the weakest, most low hanging fruit for the retards nodding to this. Its intellectual laziness to appeal to such morons and anyone worth their grit could dismantle every single stupid talking point she mentioned.
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@newstart_2024 Its impossible to stay a leftist if you opened minded to truth and reality. That doesn't mean you have to become what you envisioned an enemy conservative is but its litteraly retarded to keep lying to yourself that democrats are the good guys.
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@DelusionPosting American whites are a patchwork of European ancestry. How's the food in Europe?
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@gotrice2024 Every real man has a ratchet puller in their trunk for various situations which this is one.

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This man came out and was trying to go home. For whatever reason he noticed the front car was an inch from him while the back car was literally touching his bumper.
He didn’t want to risk more damage and ended up leaving his car there overnight risking it being cited or towed.
If someone did this to you what would you do, wouldn’t the logical thing be to have the back car that’s touching your car towed away so you can leave?
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@jackunheard Is he talking about how he molests straight men at bars when he gets drunk?
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@Geniustechw Nope. Good for them. Maybe they can get some control over their men who are completely out of control.
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